A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.
by rark March 22, 2015
Needlessly expensive, overhyped and BIG vehicle. Big SUVs used to haul shopping from shopping malls or Tesla Cybertruck going off-road places where a Corolla drives daily.
- Have you seen Mike lately? He can't stop talking about his new Cybertruck.
- yeah, that car is a true wankpanzer.
- yeah, that car is a true wankpanzer.
by ojciecpolak April 17, 2024
by ashnur May 31, 2024
An excessively large truck or SUV that is used as a status symbol as opposed to a utility vehicle, likely driven by either
- Suburban white women who wanted to drive something that would "make them feel safe" but just need to retake driver's ed
- Men desperately trying to compensate for a small penis or receding hairline
examples include but are not limited to any USDM full-size pickup made in the last 10 years, Chevy Suburban/GMC Yukon, Cadillac Escalade, Lincoln Navigator, Ford Expedition, Dodge Durango, and Jeep Wagoneer
- Suburban white women who wanted to drive something that would "make them feel safe" but just need to retake driver's ed
- Men desperately trying to compensate for a small penis or receding hairline
examples include but are not limited to any USDM full-size pickup made in the last 10 years, Chevy Suburban/GMC Yukon, Cadillac Escalade, Lincoln Navigator, Ford Expedition, Dodge Durango, and Jeep Wagoneer
by c0ca1n3c0wb0ys March 4, 2024