when you do something sexual then throw batteries at them after
INGRID, DON'T EVER SEXUAL BATTERY ME AGAIN. IT DOES NOT 'CHARGE ME UP' LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD.
by TORIKICKSDICKS July 18, 2008
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When someone shoves a battery up their own or someone else’s holes including but not limited to asshole, vagina, and sometimes urethra for sexual pleasure involving said battery acid and electrocution.
Why tf would you sexual battery yourself like that?

Because that battery acid feels so good up your ass.
by Logibear69 March 16, 2019
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Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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