saxophone

An instrument that's fun to make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.

Those saxophone players are crazy, man.

by ducky March 29, 2005

saxophone

a woodwind instrument. one of the greatest ever created

strongbad should play a saxophone

by kameron March 20, 2004

saxophone

a family of shiny, golden colored wind instruments that, contrary to popular belief, are greatly superior to trumpets, especially altos

Man, I was wrong, this saxophone is WAY better than that stupid trumpet.

by bandie April 14, 2009

saxophone

perhaps the revolutionary instrument that has a complex genetic make-up, it originates from the mating of a clarinet, a lame instrument, and a french horn, the retarded off spring of a trumpet and a trombone. Together they formed a new instrument is really sexy, known for every sexual aspect about it, such as the size of it's wood it uses to make sweet music.

Jason: hey hot stuff, wanna make some sweet music with my big saxophones?

by Mike Rzystoopa February 21, 2008

saxophone

1) the hottest musical instrument in the whole dfricken band
2)the hottest section in the world
3) saxez rok.
4)play the sax

i love my saxophone. i named it gladys.

by joidan September 21, 2005

saxophone

The sexiest instrument to play

*plays careless whisper on the saxophone*
Maaan that turns me on

by sawawpuas April 16, 2019

Saxophone

The most badass instrument ever. This instrument was and still is the source of the gods powers and originated as the physical preservation for a hyper-advanced alien races utopian society but was later discovered to have badass musical and practical properties. For example: a sax can be used as the ultimate chick magnet, opening beer bottles, and for killing that really annoying neighbor. It is also the only object known to mankind that duct tape cannot fix, for it will be incinerated by the sheer raw energy coursing through it and into the player, or should I say wielder of it. You can also leave the discovery of fire thanks to this wonderful instrument, back in the cave ages saxes were held up into a storm to be struck by lightning setting the surroundings ablaze, excluding the wielder. The ancients acquired their precious saxes from the now extinct saxophone tree but are now made in the monumental forge of Hephaestus himself.

Hot chick: so what do you like to do?

Saxophone wielder: all band, all the time.

Hot chick: eww. A band geek.

Saxophone wielder: I play sax

Hot chick: I love you.

by Personthingman2 August 04, 2014