ducky's definitions

leave it to beaver

A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.

Gee Wally, that's SWELL!

by Ducky September 14, 2005

Wamsley

1. A deragatory definition of a female with male-like qualities who performs sexual favors to other females for money.
2. A female who lacks common sense and is primarily dependent on the male gender.

"Oh god, don't make eye contact, it's Wamsley"

"After class, Wamsley went to the badminton game to see how many men she could attract.

by ducky August 11, 2004

Sleepywood.net

A sexy sexy Maple Story fan site run by sexy people.

It's in my pants and swivelling around, like an eel with arms, only bigger, faster..

That lady at the beach.. was Sleepywood.net

<______<

by Ducky December 11, 2004

n00blet

One who lacks skill.

"Kris is a total n00blet."

by Ducky February 8, 2003

westerville

A city in Ohio that never gets snow days.

It's -17 and there's six feet of snow on the ground... but we still have school!

by ducky March 27, 2005

Gold Juice

Gold Juice (also referred to as Golden Cocktail)

A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.

Jane said”you have to drink my Juice before I'll blow you”.

Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club. The girl has to drink the guys Juice and vise-versa.

by Ducky April 13, 2004

steeley dick

When you wake up next to some chick you don't recognize, you're hung over, she wants to go again, and you're morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head.

I had steeley dick when I woke up with that high school chick until I realized she was jailbait. Then I had uber steeley dick.

by ducky May 11, 2004