Term for a volunteer soldier in the American Revolution, who were supposed to be ready to fight against the British at a minute's notice. These were often nothing more than farmers that happened to have a gun or two lying around.
Let us not confuse "minuteman," a man who quickly goes off to be a soldier, with minute man, a man whose soldier goes off too quickly.
by Zalis January 26, 2004
by keyshaw September 24, 2004
an unusually bad sports player who sits at the end of the bench and does not see any game time. ever.
kid: hey coach, can i go in? there's a minute thirty seven left and we're up by 32.
coach: in a minuteman.
coach: in a minuteman.
by shemma February 01, 2007
Bunch of Xenophobic gun-carrying racist rednecks that have nothing else to do with their lives than to patrol desert areas while sipping "cold ones" looking for oh-so-dangerous illegal aliens, not realizing the real threat came through the airport sporting a valid-and-legal tourist visa.
Daaaam sister!!!.. we better hurry up and finish humping soon, 'cause poppa Bobby Joe is coming to pick us up and hunt some Mexicans!. I loooove to be a minuteman!.
by @MeDiCo_BrUjO October 20, 2009
Girl 1: So how did the sex with Jim go?
Girl 2: Not well, he was a minuteman.
Girl 1: Well, at least now I know not to fuck him.
Girl 2: Not well, he was a minuteman.
Girl 1: Well, at least now I know not to fuck him.
by hahayeaaaaboi March 05, 2018
by xxRawr96 April 09, 2011
Friend 1: Hey bro lets go to Danny's house!
Friend 2: Yea fo sho
Friend 2:Hey Danny what up breh, can I check my facebook?
Danny:Yeah let me just do something... ok here you go
Friend 2: Haha look his History isn't there Danny's such a Minuteman
Friend 1:I bet he was looking at bestiality!
Friend 2: Yea fo sho
Friend 2:Hey Danny what up breh, can I check my facebook?
Danny:Yeah let me just do something... ok here you go
Friend 2: Haha look his History isn't there Danny's such a Minuteman
Friend 1:I bet he was looking at bestiality!
by Jergoff12345 August 12, 2012