68 definitions by keyshaw

shoot a load

(v) To ejaculate.

This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.

by keyshaw June 29, 2004

jizz-inducing

(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.

'Man, these are some jizz-inducing pics!'

by keyshaw May 5, 2004

schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!

by keyshaw August 17, 2004

nice personality

A euphemism for ugly.

You should meet her, she has a nice personality!

by keyshaw June 16, 2004

man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

gopher

n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.

I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!

by keyshaw April 13, 2005

bruk

Jamaican slang. White equivalent is "burn".
'Bruk!' is an expression that can be shouted out when another person has failed at an attempt in doing something, been told off, or generally has made an ass of themself.

Loser: 'Hey baby, wanna get with a real man'?
Heet: 'Sorry, I don't date smacktards'.
Casual Observer: 'Bruk'!

by keyshaw April 6, 2005