homeopath

A "healer" who uses natural remedies such as essences of plants and snake venoms to heal ailments. Medicines used in these cases are based upon the patients religion.
I have an appointment with my homeopath to get my anti-venom today.
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homeopathic

undesired, unfortunate, stupid, gay
Ew, that college charges like twice as much for out of state students? That's kinda homeopathic.
by Kzzl November 04, 2003
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Homeopath

Hey Bubba! Ya'll know that there Republican Senator from South Carolina, Lindsey Graham?
I heerd tell he's homeopath.
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homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.
Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.
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homeopathic intelligence

The sort of intelligence possessed by narcissists who spend half the time guffing about how mentally developed they are and spend the other half making the same stupid mistakes ... again and again and again. From the so-called Law of Infinitesimals followed in preparing homeopathic doses, which alleges that the more medicine there is in the medicine, the less medicine there is in the medicine, and vice versa.
Sarah told me how stupid all her classmates are, and then went off to shell out for another month of mildew under her cowboy landlord. She has plenty of intelligence, does ol' Sarah, but I'm afraid it's mostly homeopathic intelligence.
by Fearman April 10, 2008
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homeopathic beer

This is a synonym for light (lite) beer; essentially a watered-down, unsubstantial beer.
Bud, being a wimp, went into Finnegan's Bar and ordered a Bud Lite. The Guinness-drinking crowd snickered at him for ordering a homeopathic beer.
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Signs of a Homeopath

1. They want power
2. They are nice to powerful people only
3. They have an agenda
4. They are happy when they are powerful
5. They judge others
6. They think they never cross A-line
Signs of a Homeopath
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