gripper

a very old and annoying person. they are gripping to life, refuses to die already.
This gripper has been driving under the speed limit in the fast lane with their blinker on for the past 15 miles!
by arc008 November 25, 2015
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a driver who, for whatever reason, insists on having both hands on the steering wheel for dear life at all times, as if they were either still taking the damn driving test, or the wheel requires so much strength to move that they actually need both their arms to steer. commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.
"I wish those fucking grippers would learn how to drive properly, they can't seem to understand the road signs or know when to make a lane change.....but God FORBID they drive without both hands on the damn wheel!!!"
by Mace August 19, 2006
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Guard or other ticket collector who is doing ticket check on board a train.
Get your tickets out lads, here comes the gripper...
by Broomster June 29, 2003
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An old person. They tend to grip on to things like zimmer frames, or boy scouts. Can be used as an insult towards people who are actually youngish but tend to do old things like eating worthers originals.
Ha! Look at those gripper shoes!
by stitch August 23, 2004
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I butt-fucked this bitch with a tight gripper.
by MrFreeman88 March 02, 2004
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To pleasure mans genital area by use of hand alone, lubricated or not. See hand job.
"I gotta get marks from my prof I'll be right back" "Duuude give em a gripper!" "This bar skank was givin me a gripper when I farted, it was kind of like a chain saw. You pull it and the sound starts. It was awesome"
by Sabb December 16, 2005
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OMG Look at that gripper over the road. Fuck me....he could make a bulldog shit his pants.
by DJ Lordo April 30, 2007
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