driving test

The most nerve wracking awkward shiz of your whole life. You must shoulder check every two seconds and have both hands on the wheel, while a smelly person with a clip board critiques your driving in an awkward silence. But sometimes they ask you awkward questions like "So where do you work, or are you a student". to which you reply with a lie because you can't say that you are a student majoring in drinking and ton and masturbation.

Man I have my driving test tomorrow

Whatever you do, do not say fuck, or balls, or make frog noises to break the awkward silence

I will probs do the frog noises anyways...

by Dermin November 18, 2013

test drive

to try something out

I want to test drive this car.

I want to test drive this guy, make him see and PAY FOR a chick flick, and buy me dinner.

Let's test drive the ironing board.

by AzN LeMoN SkIn January 20, 2005

Test Drive

testing a girl or guy in sex performance before you want to commit to them.

Dude I don't think I'm going to fuck Becky again she wasn't good in her test drive.

by Jonathan Gallagher January 22, 2010

test drive

to have sexual relations with an individual with the purpose of gathering information to aid in future decisions regarding with whom to participate in sexual relations with

Gabe got that girl all liquored up to test drive her ass before spending all that money wining and dining her at the Eat n' Park.

by Sach. September 28, 2006

Test Drive

To engage in sexual intercourse with the sole intention of gaining information to aid with decisions.

Alex likes to test drive other woman, ultimately looking for an acceptable replacement of his current partner.

by LAJVXO January 5, 2020

Test Drive

Verb;instinct

Test driving a girl means to fuck her with the intent to gather info about her; or to see if she's a "Good Fuck". Which happens before dating.

Or just to make sure that bitch ain't crazy.

Friend 1: Yo where were you last night?
Friend 2: I was with my girl bro.

Friend 1: man I thought you guys were just chillen.

Friend 2: Nahh man I always test drive pussy before I buy it yo. I think she's good to go!

by Hart07 August 25, 2014

test drive

borrowing a friends car, and then usuing it to perform a jackass style stunt to see how it plays out, and if it would be safe for your car.

Bob: yo can you drive me to the store?
Joe: nah, Johnny took my car for a test drive by the railroad tracks. he said his car is busted.
Bob: i hope you have insurance

by Jezuz Munky April 19, 2008