do-dog

A scared little punk who'll do whatever he's told.
Someone always running others people's errands, to please them.
"Stop being her do-dog, tell the b**ch to go get her own tampons!"
by MILFeveryday August 20, 2011
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slippery-do-dog

When one person sticks a wet finger into the anus of another person.
Usually used to intimidate or to get revenge.
Similar to a wet-willy, but more anal.
Bro #1: Dude, I heard that he just stole your gf!
Bro #2: That's it, I'm going to go give him a slippery-do-dog!
by slipperyday February 15, 2014
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doing the dog

Popular and traditional British game, doing the dog, (mostly played in the Wessex counties) whereby 2 players depart a pub and walk home in opposite directions. At regular intervals of 30 to 60 seconds player one will shout "Can you hear me now?" followed by an impression of a dog, wolf or other member of the canine family. Player 2 responds to his call with "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?" followed by his dog impression. The game continues until a) There is such a distance between players that they can no longer "hear me now", or b) one or both players are arrested.
Rosier to Holeman: "That was a good night see you later"
Holeman to Rosier: "Can you hear me now? AWRAHWRAHWRAHWRAH"
(They depart)
Rosier to Holeman: *I see Holeman has started a game of doing the dog* "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? AWRAHWRAHWRAH"
...and so on
by Roono April 20, 2006
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Doing the dog

To goof off, slack off, fart around, and just be a lazy no good slug. Also known as Pounding the Pooch. Or in some cases, actually having sex with a dog.
"Look at that guy just sitting on his ass doing the dog. He must be saving his energy for his date with Fido."
by PeeBee February 12, 2004
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it's what dogs do

an excuse dog owners use to weasel their way out of taking responsablity for their dog's actions
neighbor: your dog's incessant barking keeps me up all night! please stop leaving it outside!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog keeps getting out of your backyard and shitting on and digging up my lawn! please secure your gate better!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog got out and mauled my 5 year old on his way home from school!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.
by Ameslan June 01, 2017
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doing the dirty dog

Mom: What was that noise last night?

Me: What noise?

Mom: It sounded like the window opened, and someone crawled in, and you inserted your tiny little birdy into a vagina. Son, Were you doing the dirty dog?

Me: Mom. Me and Alaina were doing the dirty dog.
by Turquoisemen March 21, 2012
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