38 definitions by PeeBee

jerksauce

Semen produced from pleasuring ones self.

Dumbass(at the drive thru): "I'll have the Chicken McNuggets and a Coke."
Smartass: "Want fries with that?"
Dumbass: "Yeah, throw in some dipping sauce too."
Smartass: "We have a new flavor called Jamacian jerksauce. Do you want to try some?"
Dumbass: "Sure."
Smartass: "Your order will be ready in just a few minutes."

by PeeBee October 15, 2005

spit or swallow

Term refering to what choice you make as to what to do with a mouthful of male love juice.

Either way you are a cocksucking slut.

by PeeBee February 29, 2004

warm bread

A big fresh healthy shit.

Are you hungry? How about some nice warm bread?

by PeeBee February 14, 2004

tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

by PeeBee January 22, 2004

box lunch

A sumptuous meal in an attractive package that contains one or more of the following: furburger, cheese, raspberry swirl (yum!) and if you are really lucky.... a cherry! At certain times of the month a box lunch may come with dental floss.

9 out of 10 dentists recommend using dental floss.

by PeeBee February 7, 2004

Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.

All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.

by PeeBee February 11, 2004

face dance

To get the living shit kicked out of your face.

"I'm gonna find the motherfucker who stole my crack and do a face dance on him!"

by PeeBee February 28, 2004