he's a spanish hottie
literally this boy will drive you crazy in so many ways
he's a hot meanie boyfriend but tbh he loves being treated like a baby
he needs to be protected he's too precious to be hurt
he'll make up his own cute but random words
like ameising and yope
and overall he's just perfect as fuck
also did i mention he's hot?
he's gonna see this so hey baby i love you
literally this boy will drive you crazy in so many ways
he's a hot meanie boyfriend but tbh he loves being treated like a baby
he needs to be protected he's too precious to be hurt
he'll make up his own cute but random words
like ameising and yope
and overall he's just perfect as fuck
also did i mention he's hot?
he's gonna see this so hey baby i love you
zainab: what you upto hoe?
lay: im just talking to my baby axel, he's so perfect
zainab: awhh you guys are cute
lay: im just talking to my baby axel, he's so perfect
zainab: awhh you guys are cute
by chipsmarais May 18, 2020
Axel Mård usually has a large cock that he uses to initiate a nuclear bomb launch over sweden. Axel has an incredibly Giga Chad body and face especially face tho. Axels penis becomes very hard when he sees a jojo or a chapter of one-piece is waiting for him.
Oh hello, Axel your penis is growing and becoming hard, when will you watch those episodes of One-piece?
Hello, I didn't think anyone would notice my giant juicy cock today so thank you very much. Oh yeah I'm actually gonna jerk off to some one-piece later today at like three pm.
Goodbye sexy Axel😁
Hello, I didn't think anyone would notice my giant juicy cock today so thank you very much. Oh yeah I'm actually gonna jerk off to some one-piece later today at like three pm.
Goodbye sexy Axel😁
by mr.bean 2.0 April 21, 2023
A member of Organization XIII from the popular Kingdom Hearts series. He first starred in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, but more recently seen in Kingdom Hearts 2. He has long red hair, bright green eyes, and black, tear-like tatoos underneath his eyes. He wields two Chakram, which can be lit on fire and thrown at opponents. Many people believe there is a canon relationship between him and Roxas, another member of Organization XIII.
Famous quotes:
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Axel: You can't turn on the organization! You get on their bad side and they'll destroy you!
Roxas: No one would miss me. (walks away)
Axel: That's not true... I would...
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Axel: You can't turn on the organization! You get on their bad side and they'll destroy you!
Roxas: No one would miss me. (walks away)
Axel: That's not true... I would...
by KH fan July 25, 2006
by godoftruth69 January 12, 2009
a super hot, (short), guy who is very smart. he has cool curly hair and he will kill you if you touch it. he is very handsome and kind. He also has his mums RBF.
damn, did you see axel today? he was very hot
i wish axel knew how to tell time
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul
i wish axel knew how to tell time
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul
by smarttard September 05, 2022
What the hell, no love for Twisted Metal? You fucks.
Character in Twisted Metal who takes the form of a man attached to a machine made of a cage or similar contraption for his body and two large wheels. His usual motive for entering Calypso's competition is to avenge the death of his wife.
Character in Twisted Metal who takes the form of a man attached to a machine made of a cage or similar contraption for his body and two large wheels. His usual motive for entering Calypso's competition is to avenge the death of his wife.
by God-Emperor April 18, 2008