by The dooshizzle February 4, 2005
A term that Indian people frequently use when something you are in a more favorable situation than they are.
Nev: I have FIVE more classes until Spring break.
Jon: Really? All my classes are canceled tomorrow.
Nev: You bastard.
Jon: Really? All my classes are canceled tomorrow.
Nev: You bastard.
by awaka April 11, 2009
The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.
by Ibi Daby June 18, 2009
by Waffalova January 29, 2009
the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'
1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"
2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"
2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"
by garbage day October 3, 2006
1) what to yell at a computer screen during those espescially trying times of server rejiggery.
2) none-too-witty-but-nonetheless-very-relevant answer to exponents of the gender factuality thesis
2) none-too-witty-but-nonetheless-very-relevant answer to exponents of the gender factuality thesis
by silencut March 2, 2009
An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.
(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.
Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!
Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!
by E-bag December 24, 2009