E-bag's definitions

party hoppin'

Usually accomplished by a group of friends and is achieved at an over night festival or event of some sort, multiple parties are present throughout the event's area and the group proceeds to hit up all the parties over the period of 7 or 8 hours. (From nightfall till' the break of dawn)

Gabe and Dylan started out at camp 10 arriving at this 1st party around 10:30 p.m., that was only the beginning of what was yet to come of there party hoppin'. At around 3:30 a.m. they reached there 4rth party, and after hours of being highly intoxicated they then passed out at there 4rth parties' destination.

by E-bag August 5, 2010

Ilb

Instant Loss of Boner

It was evening time and I was hard as a rock because of the girls gone wild commercial that just came on, little did I know that I was about to expierience an Ilb. The large lump in my pants then proceeded to fade away as I recieved a nudey pic from Bailee, the 250 pound girl that seemed to have a freak crush on me.

by E-bag March 29, 2010

Over-Under Achiever

Someone who achieves the extra unecessary achievements, but does them in a half-ass fashion.

Patrick decided to be an Over-Under Achiever when he went the extra mile to do his extra credit, even though he already had a 103 percent in his english class. This project was done in a very UNorderly fashion. The rough draft write-up ended up having its title 'rough draft' erased and then replaced with 'Final Project'.

by E-bag March 29, 2010

Uglymia

Severe distortion of the facial tissue, resulting in the common norm of social unacceptability.

Wow... Jane is a very unattractive woman. Was she born that way, or was she stricken with an unfortunate case of Uglymia?

by E-bag March 28, 2010

Plad Whore

Someone who has as much plad clothing as they do plain T's or normal T's in general

Dylan wears a new fucking plad long-sleeve every fucking week. Its annoying as hell because he's my friend and I have to be seen with his plad whore ass.

by E-bag December 24, 2009

Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.

(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!

by E-bag December 23, 2009

Call Bitching

is similar to call waiting, except the call coming in on your other line is your girlfriend ready to bitch you out

Gabe (talking to dylan): Today was pretty lame for me, how'd your day go....wait a sec i've got another call coming in...

Dylan: ...Alright

(Little does Gabe know that slowly overtime this act of defiance will really end up shaping his gallent superiority, simply by ignoring his call waiting or Call Bitching)

Gabe: Oh nevermind, I don't need to answer it. As you were saying...

by E-bag December 8, 2009