Reddit

Site for unoriginal conformist pinko normies, they like to steal memes and circlejerk each other on a high horse.

*tells an ancient joke you can find on google* laughter "That was so funny! Did you come up with that yourself?" "Yeah!"
Reddit.

by anonymamed April 16, 2017

Reddit

Cancer

Don't go on Reddit. You could get EBOLA-AIDS.

by Metalryan January 29, 2016

Reddit

My, and about a million other peoples lives. It has a toxic community. Only once will it have a non-toxic community

MEMES + Reddit = The end of the world

by TheMemeDictionary February 3, 2018

Reddit

The place that will scar you for life yet you go on it for 3 hours a day

Yeah I go on Reddit

by Jimmoty June 6, 2020

Reddit

The "not like other girls" of social media

Andy : You on insta ?
Robert : Nah bro i am not like you people, I am on reddit !"

by BROKEN_ENGLISH(DONT READ) July 10, 2020

Reddit

A Website that will curse your virginity

"So hows the wife and kids?"
"Im sworn to be a virgin not a parent, Im a redditor."

by Not Sure What March 2, 2020

Reddit

A place where gays, retards, and mentally unstable individuals congregate to share and justify their experiences with other gays and retards. The users will circlejerk on opinions that represent popular/majority view. If you are not part of the majority then prepare to be bombarded with downvotes, death threats and attempted witty remarks.

reddit user 1: Here is a video of my gay and retarded son shitting on himself and then eating it! (5494 upvotes)
reddit user 2: wow so brave!! have an upvote! (498 upvotes)
reddit user 3: so cute! my son is also gay and retarded. (300 upvotes)
reddit user 4: this is disgusting (6825 downvotes)

by 1337_HAXZ0R May 7, 2014