The worst and most toxic social media ever created.
Jim: Hey, do you use Reddit?
Bob: No, I'm not a retard. Thanks for asking.
by Swervito March 31, 2020
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A sex act in which the man must shove a large bottle of Diet Coke up his ass (the cap facing outward), open it, drop Mentos in it, and quickly position the bottle so that the opening is inside of the girl's vagina. If the bottle is positioned correctly, this will cause Diet Coke and Mentos to rush to every corner of her reproductive system, which will be destroyed as a result, resulting in severe pain. The man will then yell statements Redditors deem "holy," such as "FORTNITE IS HITLER AND MINECRAFT IS JESUS AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A NAZI!!!" Using the girl's boobs as a canvas, the man must draw a Snoo while using her vaginal fluids as fingerpaint. Shitting in the girl's mouth afterwards optional.
Jill woke up in severe pain the next morning after being given a Reddit by her boyfriend, Jim.
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A socialmedia site were imbeciles act like smart people.

opposing to 4chan were smart people act like imbeciles.
by YadenEmerald July 20, 2020
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A bunch of teenagers pretending to be adults because they think they everyone else is.
A: He uses reddit
B: wow hes such a virgin
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A website where people have 2 accounts, 1 for Porn, and the 2nd for actual things and porn.

A website where they hate tik tok, twitter, and love frogs
Reddit has a sub-reddit with 15.5 million people following it that every Wensday, it turned into a place where frogs tell yu its wensday
Friend: Dude how do you have so much karma on reddit1!!1/!??!?/1//
OP: I just went to R/memes and posted a pictured of a frog saying its wensday
by SmokeyTheFur May 7, 2021
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Reddit is a app that is has unfunny memes and unfunny stuff in general and a bunch of fat people.
idiot: "hey wanna see this funny meme I found on reddit"
smart person: "you stupid idiot reddit memes are not funny"
by sneakiest boi June 14, 2021
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