9 definitions by wpkoski
Somebody that is so gay, you naturally curl up into a ball and make a silly face when they walk near you. Taking a picture of yourself making a silly face with the caption “fagoot” and sending it to an adversary is a threat of war with that gay little dick-sniffer.
Queerboy: Hey guys, whatcha doin?
Everybody else: Shit, it’s the fagoot *all curl into balls and make retarded faces*
Queerboy: WTF I’m not gay, I just like getting pegged!
Everybody else: Shit, it’s the fagoot *all curl into balls and make retarded faces*
Queerboy: WTF I’m not gay, I just like getting pegged!
by wpkoski September 12, 2021
Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.
My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*
The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*
Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!
The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*
Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
by wpkoski September 27, 2019
A festering amalgamation of toxicity, spilt milk, and good memories. Many chicken strips wasted, ice packs yeeted, lunches ruined, insults thrown, Foxes slain. Many comers-and-goers such as Rotisserie Chihuahua, Joe Mama and the Caramelizer. The OG five: wpkoski, PortedData, savitor, FoxSlayer and the Turtle Lips. Then there’s Sheriff McClain! Colonel Sanders and his weed eyes, Kermit the Frog and the Syrup stick, the whore para and her ass-phone, Brad and his religious teachings, now it’s Mr. Manney (watch out, Fox). Food fights and verbal wars were very common, almost daily at this table but goddamn, it is nostalgic asf.
by wpkoski September 12, 2021
White asscheeks is a slang term usually used in the heat-of-the-moment during a lit-ass round of Fortnite: Battle Royale. This phrase is usually bellowed by a gamer when they are in a mindless state of rage, thus it lacks a concrete definition.
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
An emo, goth, Tic-tac-toe wristed, 6-foot BBC havin’ whore commonly known as Nitsua. This mysterious entity is the daughter of the horrific painting from the 2017 horror film, IT and is the subject of numerous fake pregnancies and annual dick-sucking trips to Europe. Though Nicole is rumored to be her fake name, it has become associated with her through constant usage from one of her obnoxious boyfriends, Michael.
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
An unusual condition commonly associated with taxpayers when they uncontrollable dribble the dirty down their pant leg. People with this condition are usually referred to as a shit-smear. These nasties are afraid of broken iPads, clean pants and Jewish people.
by wpkoski February 4, 2020