petermante's definitions

tunage

Providing music from a stereo device

The math teacher promises tunage if all the students use their work time well.

by petermante September 13, 2011

za

short for pizza

Dude, call Dominos and order some za already! I'm starving!
Dad was in charge of dinner for the evening. He was planning on ordering za.

by petermante September 11, 2011

Wally World

another name for Wal~Mart

Kids, get in the car. We're going to Wally World! While we're there we will: get our tires rotated, change the oil in the van, get our eyes checked, get hair cuts, get our portraits taken, fill our prescriptions, renew our fishing license, get groceries, buy new bicycles, TV and blue ray, get party decorations, have lunch, go to the bank, apply for a job . . . .

by petermante September 12, 2011

No,it is.

using a negative to affirm

That's not who I think it is, is it?
No,it is.
Oh, I thought so.

by petermante September 12, 2011

swearstitute

Using a politically correct, socially acceptable, word or phrase, in replacement of vulgarity.

Jennifer knew she had to use a swearstitute in math class or her teacher would publicly embarrass her. She proclaimed, Oh, schniggle, I dropped my pencil!

Oh, schniggles!
Oh, schiggle!
Goul darn it!
Oh, sugar!
H E double tooth picks!
H E double hockey sticks!
Oh Geez Louise
What the hey!
Son of a gun!

by petermante September 11, 2011

inconcognate

synonym for synonym

The teacher instructed the students to use a synonymary to find an inconcognate for the word synonym.

by petermante September 16, 2011

automatic flush grief

The disappointed feeling you have when the automatic flush at Wal-Mart flushes the toilet before you have time to inspect your recently deposited fecal matter.

Colan had automatic flush grief when the toilet at Wal-Mart automatically flushed before he had time to inspect his recently deposited fecal matter.

by petermante April 28, 2011