The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.
Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.
by nutella137 November 16, 2020
1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.
Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.
2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.
2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.
by nutella137 July 18, 2020
A mall store similar to Hollister but cheaper and less popular. It’s peak was in the 2000s. Now mostly just high school girls and Hispanic guys shop at it.
by nutella137 July 21, 2020