nutella137's definitions

Assume

To make an uneducated guess.

Macy: are you doing anything for Valentine’s Day with Pablo?
Georgia: no, why?
Macy: I’m sorry I assumed you two were dating.
Georgia: no we’re just friends, he has a girlfriend, Divya. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

by nutella137 August 6, 2020

short guy

Contrary to what some people say, there’s nothing wrong with being a short guy. Short guys and short girls look really cute together.

Jennifer: I’m only 5 feet so I have to date short guys, doesn’t bother me though.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020

latinas and morenos

A term in memes to refer to a relationship between a black man and a Latina woman. Made by black men who fetishize Latina woman. The guys who made the Latinas and morenos memes seem to think all latinas have big boobs, are fiery, and freaky in bed. They also think latinas belong to them.

Dina: I’m going on a date with a black guy I met on okcupid tonight, I hope he’s not a fetishizer like one of those losers who made the latinas and morenos memes. If he is, at least my small boobs and chill attitude will turn him off and I won’t have to deal with him.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020

False dichotomy

Thinking that there are only two possibilities when there are more.

1.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.

2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.

by nutella137 August 20, 2020

Titty job

When a girl uses her boobs on a dick. She doesn’t need to have big boobs but it works best if she’s at least a d.

Guy 1: Hanna doesn’t give blowjobs.
Guy 2: Then how can you stand to date her?
Guy 1: she gives me titty jobs instead, I still would much prefer a bj.

by nutella137 February 21, 2021

Fucktart

Someone you hate but still want to have sex with.

George: I wish my ex girlfriend wasn’t such a fucktart, then it would be easier to either move on or get back together with her.

by nutella137 August 5, 2020

Icup

Something that elementary schoolers will ask each other to spell. Sounds like I see you pee.

4th grader: you’re a dumb 2nd grader
2nd grader: I’m not dumb
4th grader: Then spell icup
2nd grader: I C U P

by nutella137 September 5, 2020