I don’t eat pussy

1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.

Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.

2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

Titty sex

When a girl uses her boobs to pleasure a guy. A girl doesn’t need to have big boobs to do it, but in order to do it porn style she needs to be at least a d cup.

Dude 1: That’s your girlfriend? But she’s fat.
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: She must weigh more than you.
Dude 2: She has a pretty face and gives me titty sex though.

by nutella137 February 20, 2021

Italatino

1. Someone who is half Latino and half Italian.
2. An Italian person living in Latin America.

Selena Gomez is an Italatino, her mom is Italian and her dad is Mexican.

Alessio: I might live in Chile, but my ancestors were from Italy. I’m an Italatino.

by nutella137 July 22, 2020

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 11, 2020

Interracial dating

Dating someone of a different race. Believe it or not, some people still have a problem with it despite that it doesn’t hurt anyone.

Georgia: I don’t see how anyone could be against interracial dating. I’m half Mexican and half Chinese. My friend Pablo is Cuban with an Indian girlfriend and my friend Dina is Hispanic and only dates black guys.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020

Half black

Someone who is half black or African American and half something else. Nicknames for someone who is half black include mulatto (half black and half white), blasian (half black and half Asian), blaxican (half black and half Mexican), blican (half black and half Puerto Rican), blindian / dougla (half black and half East Indian).

Andrea: My dad is Nigerian and my mom is Chinese, I’m half black and half Asian.

by nutella137 February 21, 2021

Talking out of your ass

Claiming something that’s not true.

1
James: I’m from da hood my nigga.
Jamal: you’re from da burbs, stop talking out of your ass.

2
Keisha: you’re a sellout and a self hater because you’re black yet your wife is Hispanic.
Deon: that’s not even remotely true, you’re talking out of your ass, Keisha.

by nutella137 December 30, 2020