nutella137's definitions

Talking out of your ass

Claiming something that’s not true.

1
James: I’m from da hood my nigga.
Jamal: you’re from da burbs, stop talking out of your ass.

2
Keisha: you’re a sellout and a self hater because you’re black yet your wife is Hispanic.
Deon: that’s not even remotely true, you’re talking out of your ass, Keisha.

by nutella137 December 30, 2020

Burbs

Short for suburbs.

She’s from the burbs but she dates hood guys.

by nutella137 September 8, 2020

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 11, 2020

short guy

Contrary to what some people say, there’s nothing wrong with being a short guy. Short guys and short girls look really cute together.

Jennifer: I’m only 5 feet so I have to date short guys, doesn’t bother me though.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020

Blussian

Half black and half Russian

Pablo: hey Courtney, what ethnicity are you? Are you Dominican?
Courtney: nope.
Pablo: Guyanese?
Courtney: nope.
Pablo: are you mixed?
Courtney: yeah, my dad is black and my mom is Russian.
Pablo: that’s so cool, I’ll call you Blussian.

by nutella137 December 30, 2020

Titty job

When a girl puts a dick between her boobs and uses them to get him off. See also titjob titfuck tittyfuck titwank and mammary Intercourse.

Hannah doesn’t give blowjobs, but she does give me titty jobs. I’d still definitely prefer a blowjob though.

by nutella137 February 20, 2021

Reverse step kids

Your ex’s kids.

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily will be a big sister, and I’ll have some reverse step kids.

by nutella137 July 16, 2020