38 definitions by nutella137
A coupe consisting of people from different races. In America, some people think of it being just couples with a black person and a white person, but that’s not true.
Pablo: if you’re Hispanic, why is your last name Wang?
Georgia: my mom is Mexican and my dad is Chinese, they’re an interracial couple.
Georgia: my mom is Mexican and my dad is Chinese, they’re an interracial couple.
by nutella137 July 16, 2020
1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.
1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.
2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.
2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.
by nutella137 July 18, 2020
Someone who you would absolutely not want to date under any circumstances. If you and them were the last single people on earth, you’d rather be single. Can also apply to the same gender for straight people and the opposite gender for gay people.
Carl: I think you’d be a cute couple with Mason.
Kate: hell no, he’s not only ugly, but he’s rude and has bad hygiene. He’s my anti crush. How the fuck can you picture me dating him?
Lexie: I’m a lesbian, and even though I have friends that are guys, men are my anti crushes.
Kate: hell no, he’s not only ugly, but he’s rude and has bad hygiene. He’s my anti crush. How the fuck can you picture me dating him?
Lexie: I’m a lesbian, and even though I have friends that are guys, men are my anti crushes.
by nutella137 July 22, 2020
1.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.
2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.
2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.
by nutella137 August 20, 2020
Pablo: hey Courtney, what ethnicity are you? Are you Dominican?
Courtney: nope.
Pablo: Guyanese?
Courtney: nope.
Pablo: are you mixed?
Courtney: yeah, my dad is black and my mom is Russian.
Pablo: that’s so cool, I’ll call you Blussian.
Courtney: nope.
Pablo: Guyanese?
Courtney: nope.
Pablo: are you mixed?
Courtney: yeah, my dad is black and my mom is Russian.
Pablo: that’s so cool, I’ll call you Blussian.
by nutella137 December 30, 2021
Contrary to what some people say, there’s nothing wrong with being a short guy. Short guys and short girls look really cute together.
by nutella137 July 23, 2020
Seth: My step dad is picking me up.
Georgie: I thought your mom was dating a girl.
Seth: yeah but she likes us to call her our step dad.
Georgie: that’s not a step dad, that’s a step dyke.
Georgie: I thought your mom was dating a girl.
Seth: yeah but she likes us to call her our step dad.
Georgie: that’s not a step dad, that’s a step dyke.
by nutella137 October 17, 2020