keyshaw's definitions

Plain Jane

(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.

Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004

leet-speak

n. The language of virgins.

People who use leet-speak will never get laid.

by keyshaw October 18, 2004

bend over

(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.

Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV drivers!

by keyshaw May 14, 2004

pulling shirt

n. A garment to which you are particularly attached due to its acting as something of a lucky charm when it comes to wooing the opposite sex (pulling).

I get lucky almost every time I wear my pulling shirt.

by keyshaw August 9, 2005

urkel

(n) A skinny, smart, annoying kid with a love for science, polka, and cheeeese! Named after a character (Steve Urkel) in the Sitcom Family Matters, played by Jaleel White.

Get out of my house, Urkel!

by keyshaw May 3, 2004

veggie action

n. Lesbian sex. So named because it contains no 'meat' (ie. Penises)

I normally don't go for veggie action in porn, but that scene was hot!

by keyshaw October 5, 2004

skiddleyboop

Expression used during moments of extreme pleasure or victory. White equivalent of bookyacka! or In Your Face.

Chad cried out 'Skiddleyboop!' as he pinched the loaf that he had been carrying all day

by keyshaw November 16, 2004