keyshaw's definitions

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005

hate on

v. To be jealous of another's success or talent. Note that the person being hated on must posess these qualties; thus it is not possible to hate on Ja Rule,Hilary Duff, or Paris Hilton, for example.

Ya'll know me still the same ol' G
But I been low key
Hated on by most these niggas
Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles and no skis
Mad at me cause
I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries.

by keyshaw February 12, 2005

girlcum

(n) The bodily fluid released by a woman during orgasm.

Both
buried their faces between the other's legs as they unleashed a torrid
of
girlcum, more than either could hope to swallow.

by keyshaw April 30, 2004

coolie

(n) A quickie in the snow.

We had a quick coolie during our lunch break.

by keyshaw April 30, 2004

cumfiesta

A 15 minute sexual encounter between a girl, and one or two guys. Usually filmed and photographed for internet consumption. The "fiesta" generally occurs in the last minute or so, with the lovely young lady receiving a protein-enriched facial.

Kim is never late for a Cumfiesta.

by keyshaw May 2, 2004

remy

Short for Remy Martin, an expensive Cognac liquer, often referred fondly to by various rappers.

When I guzzle Remy, I do shit on purpose - you NEVER hear me say 'forgive me'.

by keyshaw May 2, 2004

urkel

(n) A skinny, smart, annoying kid with a love for science, polka, and cheeeese! Named after a character (Steve Urkel) in the Sitcom Family Matters, played by Jaleel White.

Get out of my house, Urkel!

by keyshaw May 3, 2004