keyshaw's definitions

yellow danger

n. A chinaman behind the wheel of a car.

Be extra alert on the roads due to yellow danger.

by keyshaw June 10, 2005

man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

avril lavinge

Because the correct spelling, Avril Lavigne, is one of the Forbidden Definitions, everyone uses this spelling to post their love of Avril.

Avril Lavinge is a bastardization of Avril Lavigne.

by keyshaw December 30, 2004

bum burp

(n) A fart.

He released a bum burp immediately after consuming the beans.

by keyshaw June 4, 2004

ballbreaker

n. 1. A dominating woman.
2. A song by AC/DC
3. Something which destroys a person.

1. That bitch is a ballbreaker!
2. Ballbreaker is a good track.
3. That final exam was a ballbreaker. I was buttraped on it!

by keyshaw September 29, 2004

hit up

(v) To be financially charged or made liable for something.

I was hit up for $300 worth of parking tickets last month.

by keyshaw July 16, 2004

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005