keyshaw's definitions

paper

(n) A stock share, usually referring to a low-valued issue, or one with many shares outstanding.

There is a lot of worthless Nortel paper out there.

by keyshaw June 7, 2004

bend over

(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.

Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV drivers!

by keyshaw May 14, 2004

leet-speak

n. The language of virgins.

People who use leet-speak will never get laid.

by keyshaw October 18, 2004

pulling shirt

n. A garment to which you are particularly attached due to its acting as something of a lucky charm when it comes to wooing the opposite sex (pulling).

I get lucky almost every time I wear my pulling shirt.

by keyshaw August 9, 2005

urkel

(n) A skinny, smart, annoying kid with a love for science, polka, and cheeeese! Named after a character (Steve Urkel) in the Sitcom Family Matters, played by Jaleel White.

Get out of my house, Urkel!

by keyshaw May 3, 2004

nice personality

A euphemism for ugly.

You should meet her, she has a nice personality!

by keyshaw June 16, 2004

New York minute

n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins movie about 2 fucktards running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.

I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.

by keyshaw October 1, 2004