keyshaw's definitions

veggie action

n. Lesbian sex. So named because it contains no 'meat' (ie. Penises)

I normally don't go for veggie action in porn, but that scene was hot!

by keyshaw October 5, 2004

clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

hate on

v. To be jealous of another's success or talent. Note that the person being hated on must posess these qualties; thus it is not possible to hate on Ja Rule,Hilary Duff, or Paris Hilton, for example.

Ya'll know me still the same ol' G
But I been low key
Hated on by most these niggas
Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles and no skis
Mad at me cause
I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries.

by keyshaw February 12, 2005

disinformation

(v) A euphimism for the spreading of government-sponsored lies.

The Government doesn't lie, they engage in disinformation.

by Keyshaw May 10, 2004

Plain Jane

(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.

Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004

nessica

(adj.) Any film, television show, or song involving Nick Leshay and his wife, Harvard Scholar Jessica Simpson.
See bennifer.

'Yo, did you see the new Nessica TV show?'
'Hell no!'

by keyshaw May 4, 2004

remy

Short for Remy Martin, an expensive Cognac liquer, often referred fondly to by various rappers.

When I guzzle Remy, I do shit on purpose - you NEVER hear me say 'forgive me'.

by keyshaw May 2, 2004