Definitions by keyshaw

post-cum 

(n) The residual cum that continues to flow out of a man's penis after he's through spurting.
(adj) Happening after orgasm.

1. After I shot my load on her face, post-cum continued to leak out of my deflating member.
2. She immediately grabbed hold of my penis, cleaned me off, and gave me post-cum head.

post-cum by keyshaw September 16, 2004

bati 

(n) Caribbean/West Indian term meaning ass or bum.

Me gah beat ye bati in basketball.
- I'm going to beat your ass in basketball.

bati by keyshaw September 15, 2004

shirtfull 

(n) a set or large breasts, such that they fill out a woman's shirt nicely.

Man, that heet sure has a shirtfull! I want to shoot a load right on those puppies!

shirtfull by keyshaw September 15, 2004

clean the pipes 

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

clean the pipes by keyshaw September 11, 2004

schwing 

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!

schwing by keyshaw August 17, 2004

Plain Jane

(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.

Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.

Plain Jane by keyshaw August 11, 2004

SUBAR 

(adj) S.U.B.A.R. Stands for Stuck Up Beyond All Recognition.
Especially prevalent amongst brown bitches, such as Desi Princess Trash.

That Bitch is so SUBAR.

SUBAR by keyshaw August 11, 2004