keyshaw's definitions

hit up

(v) To be financially charged or made liable for something.

I was hit up for $300 worth of parking tickets last month.

by keyshaw July 16, 2004

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005

schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!

by keyshaw August 17, 2004

ballbreaker

n. 1. A dominating woman.
2. A song by AC/DC
3. Something which destroys a person.

1. That bitch is a ballbreaker!
2. Ballbreaker is a good track.
3. That final exam was a ballbreaker. I was buttraped on it!

by keyshaw September 29, 2004

electronic leash

(n) See cell phone or pager.

Dude, your bitch keeps calling you! That cell phone is nothing but an electronic leash!

by keyshaw July 9, 2004

flag

(v) To read a book or other piece of literature while on the toilet.

'Here's your book back.'
'I don't want it - it's been flagged!'

by keyshaw August 5, 2004

fall off

v. In rap music, to "fall off" the radar, either due to not releasing any material, releasing crap, or selling out.

Did I fall off? Got you in your room ripping every 'Chronic' poster on your wall off. Just 'cause I put away the sawed off?

by keyshaw October 7, 2004