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loadmaster

(n) A male who releases unusually large amounts of semen during ejaculation.
See Peter North.
In this movie, Sunrise Adams teams up with the loadmaster, Peter North.
by keyshaw May 12, 2004
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remy

Short for Remy Martin, an expensive Cognac liquer, often referred fondly to by various rappers.
When I guzzle Remy, I do shit on purpose - you NEVER hear me say 'forgive me'.
by keyshaw May 2, 2004
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schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.
Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!
by keyshaw August 17, 2004
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smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.
I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.
by keyshaw February 7, 2005
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electronic leash

Dude, your bitch keeps calling you! That cell phone is nothing but an electronic leash!
by keyshaw July 9, 2004
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hit up

(v) To be financially charged or made liable for something.
I was hit up for $300 worth of parking tickets last month.
by keyshaw July 16, 2004
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ballbreaker

n. 1. A dominating woman.
2. A song by AC/DC
3. Something which destroys a person.
1. That bitch is a ballbreaker!
2. Ballbreaker is a good track.
3. That final exam was a ballbreaker. I was buttraped on it!
by keyshaw September 29, 2004
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