keyshaw's definitions

clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

Plain Jane

(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.

Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004

man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

avril lavinge

Because the correct spelling, Avril Lavigne, is one of the Forbidden Definitions, everyone uses this spelling to post their love of Avril.

Avril Lavinge is a bastardization of Avril Lavigne.

by keyshaw December 30, 2004

bum burp

(n) A fart.

He released a bum burp immediately after consuming the beans.

by keyshaw June 4, 2004

dick with no balls

(n) 1) A (usually Japanese) car with a mostly plastic exterior to give a fierce and aggressive look, however sadly lacking in engine power.
Often accompanied with a 4 cylinder or less engine, which is rated for
insane horsepower values at even more insane (and unsustainable) RPM values.
Torque is almost non-existant in these engines.
2) Generally, any person or object with flash and style, but lacking in substance.

'Yo, that's a hype car, man!'
'Naw, man - it's just a shiny Dick with no balls!'

by keyshaw May 4, 2004

circling the bowl

v. On its way out.
adj. In trouble, doomed, finished.

Ebay's stock is at $30. That turd is circling the bowl.

by keyshaw April 26, 2005