keyshaw's definitions

bati

(n) Caribbean/West Indian term meaning ass or bum.

Me gah beat ye bati in basketball.
- I'm going to beat your ass in basketball.

by keyshaw September 15, 2004

Etobicoke

n. One of the 5 boroughs that make up the city of Toronto. A vast wasteland of run-down homes, dilapidated factories, and strip clubs. Rightly known as ghettobicoke.

The Jane and Finch area's pretty run-down, but Etobicoke is a close second.

by keyshaw August 3, 2005

coolie

(n) A quickie in the snow.

We had a quick coolie during our lunch break.

by keyshaw April 30, 2004

salade

(n) A game played during recess invented by children in a Markham, Ontario Canada elementary school in the late 1980's.
An old soda pop can is kicked amongst the participants. If it goes between your legs, the other children are free to kick and beat on you until you run to a designated "safe" spot.

Here's and old can! Let's play some salade!

by keyshaw May 4, 2004

yellow danger

n. A chinaman behind the wheel of a car.

Be extra alert on the roads due to yellow danger.

by keyshaw June 10, 2005

dick with no balls

(n) 1) A (usually Japanese) car with a mostly plastic exterior to give a fierce and aggressive look, however sadly lacking in engine power.
Often accompanied with a 4 cylinder or less engine, which is rated for
insane horsepower values at even more insane (and unsustainable) RPM values.
Torque is almost non-existant in these engines.
2) Generally, any person or object with flash and style, but lacking in substance.

'Yo, that's a hype car, man!'
'Naw, man - it's just a shiny Dick with no balls!'

by keyshaw May 4, 2004

pumper

(n) Someone who posts on an internet message board in ardent and blind support of someone or something. Generally used for people posting on stock market message boards, and encouraging others to by the stock.

Beware the pumpers on the MSFT board.

by keyshaw June 3, 2004