keyshaw's definitions

disinformation

(v) A euphimism for the spreading of government-sponsored lies.

The Government doesn't lie, they engage in disinformation.

by Keyshaw May 10, 2004

clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

Plain Jane

(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.

Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004

Etobicoke

n. One of the 5 boroughs that make up the city of Toronto. A vast wasteland of run-down homes, dilapidated factories, and strip clubs. Rightly known as ghettobicoke.

The Jane and Finch area's pretty run-down, but Etobicoke is a close second.

by keyshaw August 3, 2005

jizz-inducing

(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.

'Man, these are some jizz-inducing pics!'

by keyshaw May 5, 2004

post-cum

(n) The residual cum that continues to flow out of a man's penis after he's through spurting.
(adj) Happening after orgasm.

1. After I shot my load on her face, post-cum continued to leak out of my deflating member.
2. She immediately grabbed hold of my penis, cleaned me off, and gave me post-cum head.

by keyshaw September 16, 2004

No soup for you

An exclamation used in the event where someone changes his or her mind about giving something to someone else.
The word "soup" may be replaced with the object at hand; the reference to the show can still be very obvious if the speaker uses the correct tone of voice.
This is the catch phrase of the soup nazi from Seinfeld.

"No soup for you!"
"Darn.."

by keyshaw June 30, 2004