keyshaw's definitions

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005

Etobicoke

n. One of the 5 boroughs that make up the city of Toronto. A vast wasteland of run-down homes, dilapidated factories, and strip clubs. Rightly known as ghettobicoke.

The Jane and Finch area's pretty run-down, but Etobicoke is a close second.

by keyshaw August 3, 2005

heel

(n) In professional wrestling, a "bad" guy.

Stone Cold Steve Austin turned heel after joining forces with Mr. McMahon.

by keyshaw May 12, 2004

veggie action

n. Lesbian sex. So named because it contains no 'meat' (ie. Penises)

I normally don't go for veggie action in porn, but that scene was hot!

by keyshaw October 5, 2004

somebody set up us the bomb

We've been had, we're screwed, we're in trouble. Also used if it is fragrantly evident somebody ripped ass or pinched a loaf.

'What the hell is that smell?'
'It looks like somebody set up us the bomb!'

by keyshaw April 25, 2005

coolie

(n) A quickie in the snow.

We had a quick coolie during our lunch break.

by keyshaw April 30, 2004

New York minute

n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins movie about 2 fucktards running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.

I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.

by keyshaw October 1, 2004