68 definitions by keyshaw

paper

(n) A stock share, usually referring to a low-valued issue, or one with many shares outstanding.

There is a lot of worthless Nortel paper out there.

by keyshaw June 7, 2004

loadmaster

(n) A male who releases unusually large amounts of semen during ejaculation.
See Peter North.

In this movie, Sunrise Adams teams up with the loadmaster, Peter North.

by keyshaw May 12, 2004

pumper

(n) Someone who posts on an internet message board in ardent and blind support of someone or something. Generally used for people posting on stock market message boards, and encouraging others to by the stock.

Beware the pumpers on the MSFT board.

by keyshaw June 3, 2004

cumfiesta

A 15 minute sexual encounter between a girl, and one or two guys. Usually filmed and photographed for internet consumption. The "fiesta" generally occurs in the last minute or so, with the lovely young lady receiving a protein-enriched facial.

Kim is never late for a Cumfiesta.

by keyshaw May 3, 2004

No soup for you

An exclamation used in the event where someone changes his or her mind about giving something to someone else.
The word "soup" may be replaced with the object at hand; the reference to the show can still be very obvious if the speaker uses the correct tone of voice.
This is the catch phrase of the soup nazi from Seinfeld.

"No soup for you!"
"Darn.."

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

urkel

(n) A skinny, smart, annoying kid with a love for science, polka, and cheeeese! Named after a character (Steve Urkel) in the Sitcom Family Matters, played by Jaleel White.

Get out of my house, Urkel!

by keyshaw May 3, 2004

talk smack

(v) To talk trash, insulting or casting doubt on a person's ability.

Before the fight, the boxers were talking smack to each other.

by keyshaw June 24, 2004