idonthavaname's definitions
1. A stupid plastic box with a CRT, plastic casing (sometimes bestowed with wood paneling if its from 1978), and a glass screen designed to keep people in their homes.
2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.
3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.
3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
Television sucks, and its completely stupid, which is why I don't say "television"; I call it the "idiot box"
by idonthavaname August 24, 2006
Get the televisionmug. 1. A device that will send out a loud alarm when triggered by the presence of smoke, though many people no longer regard the warning as an actual warning
*beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!*
--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!
--What's that mean!
--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.
--Oh.
*house burns down*
--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!
--What's that mean!
--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.
--Oh.
*house burns down*
by idonthavaname August 14, 2006
Get the smoke detectormug. A term used by hicks in Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire to describe people who come from other states; usually a negative connotation used by hicks because they are envious that people from others states know how to make money and can't realize that you won't make cash worth a barrel of shit on a farm or a gas station out in the woods.
by idonthavaname September 23, 2006
Get the flatlandermug. A system of parts created in America in order to get from point A to Point B. In fact, its the least it can do; spend $35,000 on a chunk of steel that could fit a circus and takes more fuel to get to the corner grocer if compared to the amount of fuel needed to get to the moon.
Stay away from American cars. Mercedes-Benz was the first; I think by now you realize who knows how to engineer.
by idonthavaname October 1, 2006
Get the American Carmug. Unfortunately, almost the entire human population, with the exception of some brave-hearted environmentalists, believe that humanity is more important than ANYTHING. Go ahead, kill as many zebras you need to make your goddam line of fashionable coats. OH, POOR ZEBRA! BUT NICE COAT! :D :D :D!
-Now, if it were not for animal protection laws by a few people who CARE, then this would happen all the time.
The more reason humanity deserves total eradication.
Stupid anthropocentric people!
-Now, if it were not for animal protection laws by a few people who CARE, then this would happen all the time.
The more reason humanity deserves total eradication.
Stupid anthropocentric people!
by idonthavaname January 1, 2007
Get the anthropocentricmug. Something nerds do on a regular basis. They pretend to be different characters and do battles/yiff or something like that.
It's easy to understand why nerds and other losers of the like spend most of their time role playing, pretending to be magical elves and shit on the internet; their pretending to be someone their not. Lol...
by idonthavaname August 3, 2007
Get the Role Playingmug. 1. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE
2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.
2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.
by idonthavaname October 5, 2006
Get the SUVmug.