15 definitions by idonthavaname
1. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE
2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.
2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.
by idonthavaname October 5, 2006
1. A device that will send out a loud alarm when triggered by the presence of smoke, though many people no longer regard the warning as an actual warning
*beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!*
--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!
--What's that mean!
--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.
--Oh.
*house burns down*
--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!
--What's that mean!
--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.
--Oh.
*house burns down*
by idonthavaname August 14, 2006
1. A device that was once originally used to speak to another person whose location is a significant or considerable distance apart from you, but now it is a confirmation that you would like to receive free calls from telemarketers.
2. Something teenagers use far too much.
2. Something teenagers use far too much.
-Phone Rings-
Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...
Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...
by idonthavaname August 2, 2006
A system of parts created in America in order to get from point A to Point B. In fact, its the least it can do; spend $35,000 on a chunk of steel that could fit a circus and takes more fuel to get to the corner grocer if compared to the amount of fuel needed to get to the moon.
Stay away from American cars. Mercedes-Benz was the first; I think by now you realize who knows how to engineer.
by idonthavaname October 1, 2006
1. A stupid plastic box with a CRT, plastic casing (sometimes bestowed with wood paneling if its from 1978), and a glass screen designed to keep people in their homes.
2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.
3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.
3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
Television sucks, and its completely stupid, which is why I don't say "television"; I call it the "idiot box"
by idonthavaname August 25, 2006
by idonthavaname October 5, 2006
A fun activity joined by all human fools around the world. It is time to time (actually all the time) large-scale, but also practiced as a mini-series. We call it "domestic-violence" :D :D
Peace is a goal thats usually used to justify starting war.
"Oh, weh weh! We want peace, lets start a war to GET there!"
Peace is a goal thats usually used to justify starting war.
"Oh, weh weh! We want peace, lets start a war to GET there!"
Did you know that no other species other than humanity practices war? I guess you can say the battle between black and red ants is war, but without blowing shit up.
Face up to this shit; you have failed before you started...human fucks.
Face up to this shit; you have failed before you started...human fucks.
by idonthavaname June 14, 2007