idonthavaname's definitions

television

1. A stupid plastic box with a CRT, plastic casing (sometimes bestowed with wood paneling if its from 1978), and a glass screen designed to keep people in their homes.

2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.

3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.

Television sucks, and its completely stupid, which is why I don't say "television"; I call it the "idiot box"

by idonthavaname August 24, 2006