glum68's definitions
Usually uneducated whites that inhabit trailer parks, low income apartments or live out in the woods.
They tend to eat pork rinds, KFC, varmint critters and drink a lot of pop and cheap beer.
Their mode of transportation is easy to spot - excessive exhaust, no muffler, numerous rust or primer stains, the WE SPEAK ENGLISH IN THIS COUNTRY bumper sticker and bungee cord keeping the trunk down.
The tend to vote Republican even though Republicans never make their lives any better.
Their sole pride is the big screen TV so they can spend the majority of their time watching WWE, Springer, Spongebob, South Park and NASCAR.
They have 4 kids before the age of 25 and their kids are little version of them - dumb, fouled mouthed and smelly.
They tend to eat pork rinds, KFC, varmint critters and drink a lot of pop and cheap beer.
Their mode of transportation is easy to spot - excessive exhaust, no muffler, numerous rust or primer stains, the WE SPEAK ENGLISH IN THIS COUNTRY bumper sticker and bungee cord keeping the trunk down.
The tend to vote Republican even though Republicans never make their lives any better.
Their sole pride is the big screen TV so they can spend the majority of their time watching WWE, Springer, Spongebob, South Park and NASCAR.
They have 4 kids before the age of 25 and their kids are little version of them - dumb, fouled mouthed and smelly.
There were so many confederate flags at the NASCAR race I thought it was a Klan rally...........stupid white trash
by glum68 December 23, 2008
Get the White Trashmug. Generally poor whites with little or no education. The majority of them live in rural areas or the poorest sections of the city. Most are considered harmless and are completely clueless on what's going on around the world.
They live in trailer parks, drive trucks with different colored panels or primer stains, love WWF and NASCAR and have 5 kids before the age of 25.
They live in trailer parks, drive trucks with different colored panels or primer stains, love WWF and NASCAR and have 5 kids before the age of 25.
by glum68 October 7, 2008
Get the Hickmug. Originally for college students to network and today every Tom, Dick and Harry has a profile. It's so bad that my Mom has a facebook profile and she wants to be my friend!!!
It's a perfect way to scope out hot college girls or find that skank you nailed 20 year ago or for parents to keep tabs on what 30 year old teacher their daughter is dating.
It's a perfect way to scope out hot college girls or find that skank you nailed 20 year ago or for parents to keep tabs on what 30 year old teacher their daughter is dating.
by glum68 January 7, 2009
Get the Facebookmug. Bland, tasteless and generic - much like the food served at McDonalds.
Houses tend to be crammed together to maximize profits for developers. Only three people occupy at house with 5 bathrooms and enough garage space to hold a 737. Owners tend to be yuppies or yuppie wannabes.
Houses tend to be crammed together to maximize profits for developers. Only three people occupy at house with 5 bathrooms and enough garage space to hold a 737. Owners tend to be yuppies or yuppie wannabes.
by glum68 October 7, 2008
Get the McMansionmug. Morally corrupt, conniving, shrewd harpies that preys upon unsuspecting multimillionaires and billionaires.
Like sharks they tend to seek out prey at the golf courses, gyms, cansinos and social events. Objects of interest - Rolex watches, European sports car, Armani suits and platinum credit cards.
There is plenty of information on TV about gold diggers ie Housewives of Orange County and the Gastineau Girls. Gold diggers can be also male ie Kevin Federline.
They will try to milk as much money as possible in order to get plastic surgery, bigger boobs or a fancy car.
Like sharks they tend to seek out prey at the golf courses, gyms, cansinos and social events. Objects of interest - Rolex watches, European sports car, Armani suits and platinum credit cards.
There is plenty of information on TV about gold diggers ie Housewives of Orange County and the Gastineau Girls. Gold diggers can be also male ie Kevin Federline.
They will try to milk as much money as possible in order to get plastic surgery, bigger boobs or a fancy car.
Gold Digger - You drive a Cadillac Deville? God you are such as loser....(sees another guy pull up in a Ferrari and quickly runs in his direction)
by glum68 December 23, 2008
Get the Gold Diggermug. A man with no balls or backbone that has a super high maintenance girlfriend or wife. The majority of newly married men are considered to be severely pussy whipped.
Can't make decisions without asking her and nothing ever goes his way. Most of his friends have disowned him and openly mock him.
Can't make decisions without asking her and nothing ever goes his way. Most of his friends have disowned him and openly mock him.
Jim - "Yo Jerry, I have tickets for the Browns and Steelers game"
Jerry - "Uh, ah, uh I have to ask Mindy if I can go. Just a minute." Silence then loud screaming in the background.
Jerry - "Sorry, but Mindy wants me to go to the arts and craft show this weekend"
Jim - "You dickless pussy whipped sack of shit. Tell the bitch your going"
Jerry - "I can't do that! You don't understand"
Jerry - "Uh, ah, uh I have to ask Mindy if I can go. Just a minute." Silence then loud screaming in the background.
Jerry - "Sorry, but Mindy wants me to go to the arts and craft show this weekend"
Jim - "You dickless pussy whipped sack of shit. Tell the bitch your going"
Jerry - "I can't do that! You don't understand"
by glum68 October 8, 2008
Get the Pussy Whippedmug. Self absorbed pompous, selfish, spoiled and morally corrupt individuals between the ages of 25 and 40. Usually have a master’s degree and a hot wife or girlfriend. They love $7.00 cups of coffee, European cars, designer clothing, outrageously expensive homes and watching the stock market 24/7.
They’ll have one or two kids that tend to be little versions of their parents – spoiled, loud and demand attention. Their wives never work and spend most of their time at the mall, at the spa, at Starbucks with other yuppie wives or banging the pool boy because they’re husbands are too busy making more money.
They’ll have one or two kids that tend to be little versions of their parents – spoiled, loud and demand attention. Their wives never work and spend most of their time at the mall, at the spa, at Starbucks with other yuppie wives or banging the pool boy because they’re husbands are too busy making more money.
by glum68 October 8, 2008
Get the Yuppiemug.