Definitions by flyingdog

I-friend 

Someone to hang out with who has an I-phone, so you don't have to.

I got totally lost downtown, but Mike, my I-friend was with me, so I found the restaurant.

I-friend by flyingdog November 20, 2009

flying dog 

An airborne canine.

Did you see that border collie catch the frisbee? What a flying dog she is.

flying dog by flyingdog November 20, 2009

Xanax Xombie 

Someone who's dosage is too high, with a resulting stupor.

Geez, did you see her in class? She was practically comatose. Total Xanax Xombie, man.

Xanax Xombie by flyingdog November 17, 2009

flyingdog 

an airborne canine.

Did you see that border collie catch the frisbee? What a flyingdog she is.

flyingdog by flyingdog November 13, 2009

Spankulate 

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

Spankulate by flyingdog November 6, 2009

copaseptic 

When two toxic personalities get along. A special form of co-dependence.

Those two are so screwed up, but they've been together for 30 years or more. Can't live without each other, in fact. They are totally copaseptic.

copaseptic by flyingdog November 4, 2009

anal repulsive 

When anal retentive and anal compulsive collide, with unfortunate results.

He has OCD and ADD, must be anal repulsive.

anal repulsive by flyingdog November 2, 2009