premolition

Advance dream-like vision of a destructive act (a building or bridge collapsing, for example).

What a wild dream last night. I dreamed I saw a bunch of bricks falling and in the morning, our retaining wall had collapsed. Total premolition.

by flyingdog December 30, 2009

swapmeat

Gay men's shorthand for a sex orgy

That party last night degenerated into a total swapmeat.

by flyingdog February 24, 2008

bongsweat

condensation that forms on the outside of a bong when ice is placed inside.

Damnit, man. I spilled bongwater all over the carpet when the fucking thing slipped out of my hands. Bongsweat, man, bummer.

by flyingdog April 25, 2008

Pretocious

where pretentious and precocious meet...often with very unfortunate results.

She's way too young to have such attitude, man, totally pretocious!

by flyingdog April 09, 2009

flapulent

A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.

After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.

by flyingdog March 25, 2012

surprisitory

a more realistic name for a suppository, given its administration in the body

The nurse called it a suppository, but, man, it was a lot more like a surprisitory. Never again, man.

by flyingdog February 24, 2008

anal repulsive

When anal retentive and anal compulsive collide, with unfortunate results.

He has OCD and ADD, must be anal repulsive.

by flyingdog November 02, 2009