flyingdog's definitions

fauxsabi

Food items marketed as wasabi, but having little or no actual wasabi, which is rare and costly. Horseradish and vinegar are used as substitute flavors and natural coloring (light green) is added.

Bummer! I bought this expensive wasabi mayo, only to find that it has almost no real wasabi. Should be called fauxsabi, man.

by flyingdog April 22, 2010

flat-rocking

urinating with great volume, producing a considerable splash and sound.

Did you hear the one in the stall next to me...Girl, she was flat-rocking like you would not believe! I said, "Whoa, trigger, give someone else a chance here."

by flyingdog January 20, 2008

pectograph

photographic image of buff men, a la Abercrombie+Fitch

Did you get the A+F catalog? It's a total pectograph, yumm!

by flyingdog February 23, 2008

homorrhoids

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

by flyingdog March 31, 2008

Xanax Xombie

Someone who's dosage is too high, with a resulting stupor.

Geez, did you see her in class? She was practically comatose. Total Xanax Xombie, man.

by flyingdog November 17, 2009

flying dog

An airborne canine.

Did you see that border collie catch the frisbee? What a flying dog she is.

by flyingdog November 20, 2009

bongsweat

condensation that forms on the outside of a bong when ice is placed inside.

Damnit, man. I spilled bongwater all over the carpet when the fucking thing slipped out of my hands. Bongsweat, man, bummer.

by flyingdog April 24, 2008