48 definitions by flyingdog

A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.
After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.
by flyingdog March 25, 2012
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a more realistic name for a suppository, given its administration in the body
The nurse called it a suppository, but, man, it was a lot more like a surprisitory. Never again, man.
by flyingdog February 24, 2008
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After a big hit, what happens when you cough back into the bong, blowing ash, embers and smoke all over.
Wow, that dude's a total lightweight. One hit and he hacked back a class 5 Hindenbong. Thought he was going to set the furniture on fire. Took, like, five minutes for the smoke to clear.
by flyingdog April 3, 2012
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Erect penis, wrapped in a tortilla and offered for sex
Hey baby, you hungry? I've got this nice, hot bonechilada for you.
by flyingdog January 19, 2008
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What some people who give large sums of money expect from their charities.
Mr. Big Bucks gave his prep school so much money, the headmaster practically gave him philanthrolatio in public.
by flyingdog January 15, 2012
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Man, Tyler's dick is huge. It's like he's some kind of freak sascrotch.
by flyingdog January 26, 2008
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what toilet paper is for.
After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.
by flyingdog May 18, 2008
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