flyingdog's definitions

homorrhoids

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

by flyingdog March 31, 2008

fauxsabi

Food items marketed as wasabi, but having little or no actual wasabi, which is rare and costly. Horseradish and vinegar are used as substitute flavors and natural coloring (light green) is added.

Bummer! I bought this expensive wasabi mayo, only to find that it has almost no real wasabi. Should be called fauxsabi, man.

by flyingdog April 22, 2010

flat-rocking

urinating with great volume, producing a considerable splash and sound.

Did you hear the one in the stall next to me...Girl, she was flat-rocking like you would not believe! I said, "Whoa, trigger, give someone else a chance here."

by flyingdog January 20, 2008

deep smit

To be intrigued and drawn to a beau; an unexpected romantic connection.

Wow, Michael's dating a really sweet and clever guy and it looks like a case of mutual deep smit.

by flyingdog August 9, 2009

swapmeat

Gay men's shorthand for a sex orgy

That party last night degenerated into a total swapmeat.

by flyingdog February 23, 2008

hoochichacha

A term of endearment for a world-class butt in snug-fitting apparrel.

Look at the hoochichacha on that waiter; boy does he look good walking away!

by flyingdog January 23, 2008

fauxtato salad

A term of art in the theatrical world. Any combination of ingestible fruit (optimally chopped apples) and dairy products (optimally yogurt) combined to give the impression of potato salad on stage.

Michael's show included an eating scene, so he concocted some fauxtato salad to make it easier to swallow before his next scene.

by flyingdog August 26, 2009