flyingdog's definitions

hearlucination

imagined sound from a known or unknown source, synonym is earlucination

Billy thought he heard his girlfriend calling him, but it was just a hearlucination.

by flyingdog February 2, 2008

bongsweat

condensation that forms on the outside of a bong when ice is placed inside.

Damnit, man. I spilled bongwater all over the carpet when the fucking thing slipped out of my hands. Bongsweat, man, bummer.

by flyingdog April 24, 2008

sascrotch

a guy with a really big dick

Man, Tyler's dick is huge. It's like he's some kind of freak sascrotch.

by flyingdog January 25, 2008

homorrhoids

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

by flyingdog March 31, 2008

dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008

philanthrolatio

What some people who give large sums of money expect from their charities.

Mr. Big Bucks gave his prep school so much money, the headmaster practically gave him philanthrolatio in public.

by flyingdog January 22, 2012

deep smit

To be intrigued and drawn to a beau; an unexpected romantic connection.

Wow, Michael's dating a really sweet and clever guy and it looks like a case of mutual deep smit.

by flyingdog August 9, 2009