48 definitions by flyingdog

condensation that forms on the outside of a bong when ice is placed inside.
Damnit, man. I spilled bongwater all over the carpet when the fucking thing slipped out of my hands. Bongsweat, man, bummer.
by flyingdog April 25, 2008
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A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.
Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?
by flyingdog April 6, 2008
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A haiku-like poem, free of the traditional meter and length restrictions, but resembling the age-old art form.
It was a beautiful faux-ku poem, full of rich emotion, but totally breaking the rules. Example:
The words were beautiful
As always.
You too are beautiful
In so many ways.
You are a part of us
Inseparable and Loved.
by flyingdog May 7, 2010
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Food items marketed as wasabi, but having little or no actual wasabi, which is rare and costly. Horseradish and vinegar are used as substitute flavors and natural coloring (light green) is added.
Bummer! I bought this expensive wasabi mayo, only to find that it has almost no real wasabi. Should be called fauxsabi, man.
by flyingdog April 23, 2010
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To be intrigued and drawn to a beau; an unexpected romantic connection.
Wow, Michael's dating a really sweet and clever guy and it looks like a case of mutual deep smit.
by flyingdog August 10, 2009
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painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men
Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.
by flyingdog March 31, 2008
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That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.
What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!
by flyingdog March 20, 2008
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