flyingdog's definitions

clockapult

One way to make time fly.

Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!

by flyingdog June 15, 2008

wrecktitude

how stoned you are (on a scale of zero to infinity)

Those brownies were awesome, man. Total wrecktitude!

by flyingdog November 2, 2008

philanthrolatio

What some people who give large sums of money expect from their charities.

Mr. Big Bucks gave his prep school so much money, the headmaster practically gave him philanthrolatio in public.

by flyingdog January 22, 2012

Bonga-bunga

That lazy kind of sex after/while smoking weed.

It was a snowy Sunday, so we had an afternoon of bonga-bunga. Lasted for a couple of hours, I think.

by flyingdog January 22, 2012

flapulent

A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.

After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.

by flyingdog August 10, 2012

Hindenbong

After a big hit, what happens when you cough back into the bong, blowing ash, embers and smoke all over.

Wow, that dude's a total lightweight. One hit and he hacked back a class 5 Hindenbong. Thought he was going to set the furniture on fire. Took, like, five minutes for the smoke to clear.

by flyingdog August 28, 2012