48 definitions by flyingdog

anal repulsive

When anal retentive and anal compulsive collide, with unfortunate results.

He has OCD and ADD, must be anal repulsive.

by flyingdog November 2, 2009

copaseptic

When two toxic personalities get along. A special form of co-dependence.

Those two are so screwed up, but they've been together for 30 years or more. Can't live without each other, in fact. They are totally copaseptic.

by flyingdog November 4, 2009

Spankulate

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

by flyingdog November 7, 2009

Utensive

A meal where a considerable volume of tableware (utensiles) is used (intensively), most often to impress and confound guests.

Geez, the Contessa really outdid herself with that dinner table. What a truly utensive display!

by flyingdog July 14, 2009

splendude

A guy with really good looks and a sweet personality.

Did you meet the new guy he's dating? Very sweet and good-looking. A perfect splendude, I'd say.

by flyingdog November 1, 2009

bananaramathon

an intense orgy involving frequent and repeated penetration of one or more bottoms

That party last night totally degenerated into a bananaramathon; you should have been there, dude.

by flyingdog January 25, 2008