flyingdog's definitions

push 'n pray

Last resort strategy when constipated and four cups of Peet's coffee and half a dozen bran muffins just don't do the trick.

Oh man, I have such a logjam. Nothing's working. Guess I'll just have to push 'n pray.

by flyingdog May 13, 2008

Pretocious

where pretentious and precocious meet...often with very unfortunate results.

She's way too young to have such attitude, man, totally pretocious!

by flyingdog April 9, 2009

Buddhish

A person who believes in the basic tenets of Buddhism, but is not a fervent practitioner.

Michael considers himself Buddhish because he lives in the here and now but can't stand all that chanting.

by flyingdog July 26, 2009

bonechilada

Erect penis, wrapped in a tortilla and offered for sex

Hey baby, you hungry? I've got this nice, hot bonechilada for you.

by flyingdog January 19, 2008

imbibification

A fancy name for the process of getting righteously (and discretely)plastered. Frequently used by those with inflated perceptions of themselves.

Did you see them pull ...(name of mindless celebrity, pompous senator, or sanctimonius pundit HERE) out of the Tidal Basin. He and his "friend" were definitely in an advanced state of imbibification.

by flyingdog January 22, 2008

flapulent

A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.

After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.

by flyingdog August 10, 2012