flyingdog's definitions

dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008

Buddhish

A person who believes in the basic tenets of Buddhism, but is not a fervent practitioner.

Michael considers himself Buddhish because he lives in the here and now but can't stand all that chanting.

by flyingdog July 26, 2009

bonechilada

Erect penis, wrapped in a tortilla and offered for sex

Hey baby, you hungry? I've got this nice, hot bonechilada for you.

by flyingdog January 19, 2008

push 'n pray

Last resort strategy when constipated and four cups of Peet's coffee and half a dozen bran muffins just don't do the trick.

Oh man, I have such a logjam. Nothing's working. Guess I'll just have to push 'n pray.

by flyingdog May 13, 2008

Bone Voyage

A going-away fuck.

Jared was going on a two week business trip to Yemen, so he had a little Bone Voyage party with a few close friends before he left. Quite a "swapmeat" if you know what I mean.

by flyingdog April 14, 2009

flapulent

A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.

After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.

by flyingdog August 10, 2012