flyingdog's definitions

splendude

A guy with really good looks and a sweet personality.

Did you meet the new guy he's dating? Very sweet and good-looking. A perfect splendude, I'd say.

by flyingdog November 1, 2009

bonechilada

Erect penis, wrapped in a tortilla and offered for sex

Hey baby, you hungry? I've got this nice, hot bonechilada for you.

by flyingdog January 19, 2008

Boyanusport

locals' term for the Cape Cod town of Provincetown, a resort community with a large gay population, both residents and visitors.

I spent the long weekend on the Cape at Boyanusport, and was that big fun!

by flyingdog February 28, 2008

imbibification

A fancy name for the process of getting righteously (and discretely)plastered. Frequently used by those with inflated perceptions of themselves.

Did you see them pull ...(name of mindless celebrity, pompous senator, or sanctimonius pundit HERE) out of the Tidal Basin. He and his "friend" were definitely in an advanced state of imbibification.

by flyingdog January 22, 2008

flapulent

A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.

After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.

by flyingdog August 10, 2012

push 'n pray

Last resort strategy when constipated and four cups of Peet's coffee and half a dozen bran muffins just don't do the trick.

Oh man, I have such a logjam. Nothing's working. Guess I'll just have to push 'n pray.

by flyingdog May 13, 2008