elegantmaskwithafeather's definitions
The ugly twin sister to the cwrist, fwrist is the chubby forearm-wrist; The wrist hardly tapers, if at all, resembling its cousin the cankle; also known by the pseudonyms Mega Man Syndrome and the cwrist.
The blind man cleverly felt his way down her pudgy arm to her much swollen fwrist. Before he could reject her, she abruptly blurted out "I know, my cankles are of similar mass, reject me if you must!"
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 3, 2008
Get the fwristmug. I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.
"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."
"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
Get the cream catchermug. (noun) A small subsect within the ever-pathetic bro epidemic. These bros call the dairies of Chino, Norco, small parts of Corona and Chino Hills their home.
Not to be left out, young boys and girls who grew up on dairies enfuse a dairy-esc hooligan style to the bro image. Contrary to popular bro-dom, these cowbros seldom grew up in suburbs. This gives them a tinge of badass-ness that overshadows that of most bros.
For example, cowbros' raised trucks are often dirty, a symbol of accomplishment. These bros actually attempt use their ridiculous trucks. Furthermore, their trucks will often be seen modified greatly with flared fenders, an unevenly raised front axle, and a truck bed which proudly shows a spare tire so big, a door cannot fit, thus rendering the truck bed all but useless.
Though a small splinter from the bro sect, cowbros still look like bros, talk like bros, act like bros, and think like bros.
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Not to be left out, young boys and girls who grew up on dairies enfuse a dairy-esc hooligan style to the bro image. Contrary to popular bro-dom, these cowbros seldom grew up in suburbs. This gives them a tinge of badass-ness that overshadows that of most bros.
For example, cowbros' raised trucks are often dirty, a symbol of accomplishment. These bros actually attempt use their ridiculous trucks. Furthermore, their trucks will often be seen modified greatly with flared fenders, an unevenly raised front axle, and a truck bed which proudly shows a spare tire so big, a door cannot fit, thus rendering the truck bed all but useless.
Though a small splinter from the bro sect, cowbros still look like bros, talk like bros, act like bros, and think like bros.
Sorry, no progress to report here.
The Chino High football game was overrun with cowbros.
Biff's fenders are so high. I can't compete with that. He's the sultan of cowbros.
Biff's fenders are so high. I can't compete with that. He's the sultan of cowbros.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 17, 2008
Get the cowbromug. I'm gonna go lose some weight. We'll talk after.
Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.
Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.
Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.
Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008
Get the to lose weightmug. (noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.
The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"
He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."
I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."
I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
Get the twat machomug. We'll talk after...I've got to get to the weight room first.
Coffee always sends me to the weight room; it's part of my morning routine.
Do you know where the weight room is? I need to lose some weight.
Coffee always sends me to the weight room; it's part of my morning routine.
Do you know where the weight room is? I need to lose some weight.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
Get the weight roommug. (n.)
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.
Also:
To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.
Also:
To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.
Pregnancy rendered the young couple few options in the area of sexual positions. The sidewinder was their common resort.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008
Get the sidewindermug.