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(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.
Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.
(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.
(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.
Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.
(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.
a: "That was a mighty nigger slide, Jeff. Was that some 4 lanes?"
b: "T'was 6, my dear chap."
"That meanderin' African nigger slid his way to a roadside police beating."
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 20, 2008
I'm gonna go lose some weight. We'll talk after.
Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.
Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.
Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.
Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
An expanded wrist which resembles its cousin, the cankle. The wrist hardly tapers, if at all; also known by the pseudonyms Mega Man Syndrome and the fwrist.
The customer dominated the shopping mall touting several Abercrombie bags upon her cwrist, and fluffy boots cleverly concealing her indominable cankles.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 08, 2008
The ugly twin sister to the cwrist, fwrist is the chubby forearm-wrist; The wrist hardly tapers, if at all, resembling its cousin the cankle; also known by the pseudonyms Mega Man Syndrome and the cwrist.
The blind man cleverly felt his way down her pudgy arm to her much swollen fwrist. Before he could reject her, she abruptly blurted out "I know, my cankles are of similar mass, reject me if you must!"
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 08, 2008
(noun) An upbeat, lively social gathering, often involving music.
People at these gatherings are often of the older, more "refined crowd". This festival can attribute its name to the adjective snazzy, or the noun snaz.
People at these gatherings are often of the older, more "refined crowd". This festival can attribute its name to the adjective snazzy, or the noun snaz.
Tammy knew something wasn't right. Her attire certainly didn't allow her to mingle with the others at the snazfest.
My snazfest will be the talk of the town.
It was a snazfest until the cover band played Lenny Kravitz.
My snazfest will be the talk of the town.
It was a snazfest until the cover band played Lenny Kravitz.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.
"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."
"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 23, 2008
(n.)
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.
Also:
To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.
Also:
To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.
Pregnancy rendered the young couple few options in the area of sexual positions. The sidewinder was their common resort.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 20, 2008