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Foul

Impure or not within the confines of acceptable normalcy.
"Man I know Turkeys and Chickens stink, but that fowl farm is fucking foul."
"Dude, you hit a baseball like you smell, and that would be foul"
by CunningLinguist February 10, 2005
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cock

Its what whores abuse in order to support themselves. Also, a fully mature male chicken; not a pullet...
"A Cock you dude'll do, for a buck buck buck or two!" said street corner Sally to the lay person...

"Cockadoodle doo!" bellowed the cock as his hens replied "buck buck buck"
by CunningLinguist February 13, 2005
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religion

Its what GAWD used to get Jesus, his only son, to DiE liKe A MAn, on the cROsS oF CruCIfiCtIOn....
..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"
by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005
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wilky button

1) On a whole chicken frier, it is the flap of fat that covers the ass of the chicken.
As kids we use to fight over who got the wilky button.
by cunninglinguist April 27, 2005
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fornicate

Upper class fuckery, or more especially, a word designed to roll off the tongues of royalty....
"My dear Queen, whist the blacksmith fucks the maid, shall we retire to the royal fornication chamber?"
by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005
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spew

-Verb- Inadvertent and forceful ejection of mostly unpleasant liquid substance.
I ate a Habenero chile that was so hot, I quickly grabbed the nearest liquid, which was being used an ash tray. It spewed back up instantly
by CunningLinguist January 28, 2005
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nobody

1) To be an unknown person in reference.
2) Everyone in an unfamiliar crowd.
3) The responsible party to all unwitnessed damage occurring when only children were present.
4) To do nothing, say nothing, to be nothing, to not exist.
1-He was nobody to me.
2-They were nobody special to us.
3-Who broke the window? Nobody!
4-Impossible if you're alive.
by cunninglinguist May 3, 2005
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