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tragedy

When a once attractive and voluptuous woman gets a breast reduction and now just looks fat.
What a TRAGEDY! Liz used to be a buxom, blue-eyed blond that I loved to titty-fuck....but then she got a breast reduction and now all I want to do is play hide-and-seek in the folds of her stomach.
by cunninglinguist March 17, 2004
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spew

-Verb- Inadvertent and forceful ejection of mostly unpleasant liquid substance.
I ate a Habenero chile that was so hot, I quickly grabbed the nearest liquid, which was being used an ash tray. It spewed back up instantly
by CunningLinguist January 28, 2005
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Dubya

Its the pronunciation of the letter "W" (DUB-uhl-yoo) South of the Mason-Dixon line.
Just ask any Texan whut the farst letter in W A R is...."Dubya, and Ayn for Nucular"
by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005
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nobody

1) To be an unknown person in reference.
2) Everyone in an unfamiliar crowd.
3) The responsible party to all unwitnessed damage occurring when only children were present.
4) To do nothing, say nothing, to be nothing, to not exist.
1-He was nobody to me.
2-They were nobody special to us.
3-Who broke the window? Nobody!
4-Impossible if you're alive.
by cunninglinguist May 3, 2005
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tart

Any female who can make "pigtails" look like the sexiest thing on earth.
The Tort Court reporter is a Cute Court Tart
by CunningLinguist January 23, 2005
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bob

-Verb- To Move along the vertical axis, up and down continuosly, as a fishing "bobber" or cork would move on the tops of waves.
While on the beach, Peter was amazed at how Roberta could bob as she rode wave after wave on her raft.
by CunningLinguist January 23, 2005
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religion

Its what GAWD used to get Jesus, his only son, to DiE liKe A MAn, on the cROsS oF CruCIfiCtIOn....
..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"
by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005
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