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..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"
by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005
Get the religionmug. by cunninglinguist April 27, 2005
Get the wilky buttonmug. 1) The dried crusty mucus secretion left in girls and women's undergarments, usually resulting from excessive stimulation of the vaginal area. Also known as "clitty litter".
2) A sissified boy who is afraid of getting hurt and will run away from confrontation.
see also - pussy, wussy, chicken shit
2) A sissified boy who is afraid of getting hurt and will run away from confrontation.
see also - pussy, wussy, chicken shit
by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005
Get the panty wastemug. Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.
guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004
Get the brown bagmug. 1) Is the ability to tell someone that they are full of shit and having them fully understanding and agreeing with you before you've finished explaining why.
2) Knowing how to sound like you agree with an opposing view while tactfully bringing the opposition around to your way of thinking.
2) Knowing how to sound like you agree with an opposing view while tactfully bringing the opposition around to your way of thinking.
by cunninglinguist April 26, 2005
Get the diplomacymug. The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...
Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."
by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005
Get the snail trailmug. 1) To glare at another person with a scowl, or other antagonistic facial expression, with malicious intent, hoping to provoke a response from the intended receipient.
by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005
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