cunninglinguist's definitions

religion

Its what GAWD used to get Jesus, his only son, to DiE liKe A MAn, on the cROsS oF CruCIfiCtIOn....

..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

wilky button

1) On a whole chicken frier, it is the flap of fat that covers the ass of the chicken.

As kids we use to fight over who got the wilky button.

by cunninglinguist April 27, 2005

snail trail

The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...

Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

fornicate

Upper class fuckery, or more especially, a word designed to roll off the tongues of royalty....

"My dear Queen, whist the blacksmith fucks the maid, shall we retire to the royal fornication chamber?"

by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005

Dubya

Its the pronunciation of the letter "W" (DUB-uhl-yoo) South of the Mason-Dixon line.

Just ask any Texan whut the farst letter in W A R is...."Dubya, and Ayn for Nucular"

by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005

fat

A lazy, slothful condition in the mind leading to an affliction of the body, whereas one's healthy body weight is doubled or tripled emmanating a disgusting view of blubber that has become akin to all "land whale's". In a perfect world, stretch pants would be unlawful for these bulbous monstrosities.......

"Your momma's so fat, she's turning white" and "she's so fat she uses a blanket for a wash cloth" or "your so fat you got moons orbitting around you"

by cunninglinguist September 25, 2005

cosign

1)v.- To be a second party on a loan or purchase of material goods, usually resulting in unwanted debt for the cosignee, and a lesson in life about the limits of friendship and one of the pitfalls of same.

I never should've cosigned for that loan, now I have to pay for a car my buddy crashed before he skipped out on the loan.

by cunninglinguist July 15, 2005