cunninglinguist's definitions

religion

Its what GAWD used to get Jesus, his only son, to DiE liKe A MAn, on the cROsS oF CruCIfiCtIOn....

..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

spew

-Verb- Inadvertent and forceful ejection of mostly unpleasant liquid substance.

I ate a Habenero chile that was so hot, I quickly grabbed the nearest liquid, which was being used an ash tray. It spewed back up instantly

by CunningLinguist January 28, 2005

wilky button

1) On a whole chicken frier, it is the flap of fat that covers the ass of the chicken.

As kids we use to fight over who got the wilky button.

by cunninglinguist April 27, 2005

dunder head

1) A drunkard, someone intoxicated, currently also construed as a numb skull or someone who is thick headed in nature.

1- Don't be such a dunder head

by cunninglinguist May 5, 2005

telephone

1) n. An antiquaited communication device with a handset for listening and speaking into, either directly connected by multi-strand wire or with a battery and transmitter to a base receiver, either type also tethered to the wall and connected to an external line out to the ethernet or phone system.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.

Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was tied to the wall that you couldn't take anywhere.

by cunninglinguist May 16, 2005

tart

Any female who can make "pigtails" look like the sexiest thing on earth.

The Tort Court reporter is a Cute Court Tart

by CunningLinguist January 23, 2005

fat

A lazy, slothful condition in the mind leading to an affliction of the body, whereas one's healthy body weight is doubled or tripled emmanating a disgusting view of blubber that has become akin to all "land whale's". In a perfect world, stretch pants would be unlawful for these bulbous monstrosities.......

"Your momma's so fat, she's turning white" and "she's so fat she uses a blanket for a wash cloth" or "your so fat you got moons orbitting around you"

by cunninglinguist September 25, 2005