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telephone

1) n. An antiquaited communication device with a handset for listening and speaking into, either directly connected by multi-strand wire or with a battery and transmitter to a base receiver, either type also tethered to the wall and connected to an external line out to the ethernet or phone system.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.
Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was tied to the wall that you couldn't take anywhere.
by cunninglinguist May 16, 2005
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dunder head

1) A drunkard, someone intoxicated, currently also construed as a numb skull or someone who is thick headed in nature.
1- Don't be such a dunder head
by cunninglinguist May 5, 2005
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fornicate

Upper class fuckery, or more especially, a word designed to roll off the tongues of royalty....
"My dear Queen, whist the blacksmith fucks the maid, shall we retire to the royal fornication chamber?"
by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005
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nobody

1) To be an unknown person in reference.
2) Everyone in an unfamiliar crowd.
3) The responsible party to all unwitnessed damage occurring when only children were present.
4) To do nothing, say nothing, to be nothing, to not exist.
1-He was nobody to me.
2-They were nobody special to us.
3-Who broke the window? Nobody!
4-Impossible if you're alive.
by cunninglinguist May 3, 2005
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hung

Its what you MAY or may NOT be BEFORE you become the center of attention at a public hangin, and what you will definetly be AFTER....
"Richard, That vile man hangin in the tree IS, at least, well hung". "Peter, No he's not! He's still kickin'"
by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005
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conceited

-adjective- Used to describe any person whose self portrait adorns every wall in their own abode. A legend in their own mind...
"Im NOT conceited, for actually Im FAR greater than I think I am"
by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005
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cosign

1)v.- To be a second party on a loan or purchase of material goods, usually resulting in unwanted debt for the cosignee, and a lesson in life about the limits of friendship and one of the pitfalls of same.
I never should've cosigned for that loan, now I have to pay for a car my buddy crashed before he skipped out on the loan.
by cunninglinguist July 15, 2005
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