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conceited

-adjective- Used to describe any person whose self portrait adorns every wall in their own abode. A legend in their own mind...
"Im NOT conceited, for actually Im FAR greater than I think I am"
by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005
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cock

Its what whores abuse in order to support themselves. Also, a fully mature male chicken; not a pullet...
"A Cock you dude'll do, for a buck buck buck or two!" said street corner Sally to the lay person...

"Cockadoodle doo!" bellowed the cock as his hens replied "buck buck buck"
by CunningLinguist February 13, 2005
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hung

Its what you MAY or may NOT be BEFORE you become the center of attention at a public hangin, and what you will definetly be AFTER....
"Richard, That vile man hangin in the tree IS, at least, well hung". "Peter, No he's not! He's still kickin'"
by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005
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tragedy

When a once attractive and voluptuous woman gets a breast reduction and now just looks fat.
What a TRAGEDY! Liz used to be a buxom, blue-eyed blond that I loved to titty-fuck....but then she got a breast reduction and now all I want to do is play hide-and-seek in the folds of her stomach.
by cunninglinguist March 17, 2004
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spew

-Verb- Inadvertent and forceful ejection of mostly unpleasant liquid substance.
I ate a Habenero chile that was so hot, I quickly grabbed the nearest liquid, which was being used an ash tray. It spewed back up instantly
by CunningLinguist January 28, 2005
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cybervert

1) A pervert who cruises the chat rooms looking for kids to try and seduce into those situations of which crime dramas are made.
2) A person who uses the internet to have cyber intercourse via text or video sharing.
3) You?
1. The chatroom cybervert is back.
2. Exhibitionists are such cyberverts.
3. Well?
by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005
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snail trail

The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...
Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."
by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005
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