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HNWIC

1) acronymn that stands for Head Nigger What's In Charge, a sarcastic term for your supervisor or anyone in charge.
You got any questions, go to the HNWIC.
by cunninglinguist May 31, 2005
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scrote

-noun- Literally short for scrotum. When a person, usually a male, is so useless and insignificant that they do not deserve the tiny effort it takes to spit out a second offensive syllable; less than a scrotum.
"just say no to crack" was all I could think of as I watched that snivelling scrote crawl the room on his hands and knees looking for a rock....
by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005
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cock

Its what whores abuse in order to support themselves. Also, a fully mature male chicken; not a pullet...
"A Cock you dude'll do, for a buck buck buck or two!" said street corner Sally to the lay person...

"Cockadoodle doo!" bellowed the cock as his hens replied "buck buck buck"
by CunningLinguist February 13, 2005
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spew

-Verb- Inadvertent and forceful ejection of mostly unpleasant liquid substance.
I ate a Habenero chile that was so hot, I quickly grabbed the nearest liquid, which was being used an ash tray. It spewed back up instantly
by CunningLinguist January 28, 2005
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snail trail

The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...
Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."
by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005
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sky hook

1) In construction work, it is one of the initiation rites of passage given to all new apprentice workers, and thought to be very funny by senior workers in on the gag.
see also - rock stretcher, 68 volkswagen water pump, double pump conchitchilator with a two stage cadisafossil
The foreman just sent that new guy out to get the sky hooks, he'll be right back.
by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005
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fat

A lazy, slothful condition in the mind leading to an affliction of the body, whereas one's healthy body weight is doubled or tripled emmanating a disgusting view of blubber that has become akin to all "land whale's". In a perfect world, stretch pants would be unlawful for these bulbous monstrosities.......
"Your momma's so fat, she's turning white" and "she's so fat she uses a blanket for a wash cloth" or "your so fat you got moons orbitting around you"
by cunninglinguist September 25, 2005
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