cunninglinguist's definitions

fat

A lazy, slothful condition in the mind leading to an affliction of the body, whereas one's healthy body weight is doubled or tripled emmanating a disgusting view of blubber that has become akin to all "land whale's". In a perfect world, stretch pants would be unlawful for these bulbous monstrosities.......

"Your momma's so fat, she's turning white" and "she's so fat she uses a blanket for a wash cloth" or "your so fat you got moons orbitting around you"

by cunninglinguist September 25, 2005

cosign

1)v.- To be a second party on a loan or purchase of material goods, usually resulting in unwanted debt for the cosignee, and a lesson in life about the limits of friendship and one of the pitfalls of same.

I never should've cosigned for that loan, now I have to pay for a car my buddy crashed before he skipped out on the loan.

by cunninglinguist July 15, 2005

lie

To knowingly tell an untruth in order to personally gain something or cover up embarrassing facts that may harm your foolish ass. Distinguishable from "bullshit" by its sinister motive.

The best way to determine if Neo-cons are telling a lie is to note whether their lips are moving.....

by CunningLinguist September 25, 2005

clown college

1) Any location where the wise cracking smart asses tend to gather, be it a house, a park, or any gathering place frequented regularly by a diverse crowd of usually late teen to late twenties coed youths.

Steve's house sure seems to be the new clown college.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

wilky button

1) On a whole chicken frier, it is the flap of fat that covers the ass of the chicken.

As kids we use to fight over who got the wilky button.

by cunninglinguist April 27, 2005

fornicate

Upper class fuckery, or more especially, a word designed to roll off the tongues of royalty....

"My dear Queen, whist the blacksmith fucks the maid, shall we retire to the royal fornication chamber?"

by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005

nobody

1) To be an unknown person in reference.
2) Everyone in an unfamiliar crowd.
3) The responsible party to all unwitnessed damage occurring when only children were present.
4) To do nothing, say nothing, to be nothing, to not exist.

1-He was nobody to me.
2-They were nobody special to us.
3-Who broke the window? Nobody!
4-Impossible if you're alive.

by cunninglinguist May 3, 2005