cunninglinguist's definitions

lie

To knowingly tell an untruth in order to personally gain something or cover up embarrassing facts that may harm your foolish ass. Distinguishable from "bullshit" by its sinister motive.

The best way to determine if Neo-cons are telling a lie is to note whether their lips are moving.....

by CunningLinguist September 25, 2005

fat

A lazy, slothful condition in the mind leading to an affliction of the body, whereas one's healthy body weight is doubled or tripled emmanating a disgusting view of blubber that has become akin to all "land whale's". In a perfect world, stretch pants would be unlawful for these bulbous monstrosities.......

"Your momma's so fat, she's turning white" and "she's so fat she uses a blanket for a wash cloth" or "your so fat you got moons orbitting around you"

by cunninglinguist September 25, 2005

clown college

1) Any location where the wise cracking smart asses tend to gather, be it a house, a park, or any gathering place frequented regularly by a diverse crowd of usually late teen to late twenties coed youths.

Steve's house sure seems to be the new clown college.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

spew

-Verb- Inadvertent and forceful ejection of mostly unpleasant liquid substance.

I ate a Habenero chile that was so hot, I quickly grabbed the nearest liquid, which was being used an ash tray. It spewed back up instantly

by CunningLinguist January 28, 2005

Dubya

Its the pronunciation of the letter "W" (DUB-uhl-yoo) South of the Mason-Dixon line.

Just ask any Texan whut the farst letter in W A R is...."Dubya, and Ayn for Nucular"

by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005

sky hook

1) In construction work, it is one of the initiation rites of passage given to all new apprentice workers, and thought to be very funny by senior workers in on the gag.
see also - rock stretcher, 68 volkswagen water pump, double pump conchitchilator with a two stage cadisafossil

The foreman just sent that new guy out to get the sky hooks, he'll be right back.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

snail trail

The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...

Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005