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clown college

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1) Any location where the wise cracking smart asses tend to gather, be it a house, a park, or any gathering place frequented regularly by a diverse crowd of usually late teen to late twenties coed youths.
Steve's house sure seems to be the new clown college.
by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005
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cybervert

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1) A pervert who cruises the chat rooms looking for kids to try and seduce into those situations of which crime dramas are made.
2) A person who uses the internet to have cyber intercourse via text or video sharing.
3) You?
1. The chatroom cybervert is back.
2. Exhibitionists are such cyberverts.
3. Well?
by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005
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sky hook

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1) In construction work, it is one of the initiation rites of passage given to all new apprentice workers, and thought to be very funny by senior workers in on the gag.
see also - rock stretcher, 68 volkswagen water pump, double pump conchitchilator with a two stage cadisafossil
The foreman just sent that new guy out to get the sky hooks, he'll be right back.
by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005
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kilt

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Noun.
1. A knee-length wrap skirt with vertical knife pleats on the sides and back made from a tartan woolen cloth and traditionally worn by men of the Scottish Highlands. (Traditional usage)

2. A skirt similar to the traditional Scottish kilt, and may have differing properties such as a solid color, non-tartan patterns, having pleats all around, or varying overall lengths. Generally associated with being worn by men and boys, but is sometimes worn by women and girls. (More common usage)

3. Any other type of skirt sold as a kilt, or a skirt worn by men. (Most liberal interpretation)

Verb.
1. To tuck up or gather into pleats, as in making a kilt.

2. To wear or equip with a kilt.

A kilt is a man's skirt and traditionally a masculine garment. Despite this and because most types of skirts in western culture are worn by women, it causes great anxiety and insecurity amongst individuals of both genders including some men who wear kilts and some men who don't like kilts.

Some men who don't wear kilts can bequite hostile towards, and question the masculinity of, male kilt wearers. They credential their own manliness by trying to diminish the manhood of others. They may also feel threatened by the self-confidence of a man who wears a kilt, and jealousy because of the appeal it has with some women who themselves don't find it threatening. Though they are often very homophobic towards kilt wearers, they are ironically quite familiar with unusal and scatological sexual acts between men.

Some men who do wear kilts try diligently to convince themselves and others that a kilt isn't a skirt. Some kilted men feel injured and angered by others who refer to their kilts as skirts. Such a man may even suggest severe permanent injury to anyone who dares realize that a kilt is a skirt.

Both extreme reactions may be caused by insecurity in one's own masculinity.
About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
...
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Real men wear Kilts...lesser men can't handle it
by CunningLinguist April 11, 2005
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cock

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Its what whores abuse in order to support themselves. Also, a fully mature male chicken; not a pullet...
"A Cock you dude'll do, for a buck buck buck or two!" said street corner Sally to the lay person...

"Cockadoodle doo!" bellowed the cock as his hens replied "buck buck buck"
by CunningLinguist February 13, 2005
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Foul

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Impure or not within the confines of acceptable normalcy.
"Man I know Turkeys and Chickens stink, but that fowl farm is fucking foul."
"Dude, you hit a baseball like you smell, and that would be foul"
by CunningLinguist February 10, 2005
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spew

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-Verb- Inadvertent and forceful ejection of mostly unpleasant liquid substance.
I ate a Habenero chile that was so hot, I quickly grabbed the nearest liquid, which was being used an ash tray. It spewed back up instantly
by CunningLinguist January 28, 2005
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