cunninglinguist's definitions

fat

A lazy, slothful condition in the mind leading to an affliction of the body, whereas one's healthy body weight is doubled or tripled emmanating a disgusting view of blubber that has become akin to all "land whale's". In a perfect world, stretch pants would be unlawful for these bulbous monstrosities.......

"Your momma's so fat, she's turning white" and "she's so fat she uses a blanket for a wash cloth" or "your so fat you got moons orbitting around you"

by cunninglinguist September 25, 2005

cosign

1)v.- To be a second party on a loan or purchase of material goods, usually resulting in unwanted debt for the cosignee, and a lesson in life about the limits of friendship and one of the pitfalls of same.

I never should've cosigned for that loan, now I have to pay for a car my buddy crashed before he skipped out on the loan.

by cunninglinguist July 15, 2005

clown college

1) Any location where the wise cracking smart asses tend to gather, be it a house, a park, or any gathering place frequented regularly by a diverse crowd of usually late teen to late twenties coed youths.

Steve's house sure seems to be the new clown college.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

lie

To knowingly tell an untruth in order to personally gain something or cover up embarrassing facts that may harm your foolish ass. Distinguishable from "bullshit" by its sinister motive.

The best way to determine if Neo-cons are telling a lie is to note whether their lips are moving.....

by CunningLinguist September 25, 2005

scrote

-noun- Literally short for scrotum. When a person, usually a male, is so useless and insignificant that they do not deserve the tiny effort it takes to spit out a second offensive syllable; less than a scrotum.

"just say no to crack" was all I could think of as I watched that snivelling scrote crawl the room on his hands and knees looking for a rock....

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

cybervert

1) A pervert who cruises the chat rooms looking for kids to try and seduce into those situations of which crime dramas are made.
2) A person who uses the internet to have cyber intercourse via text or video sharing.
3) You?

1. The chatroom cybervert is back.
2. Exhibitionists are such cyberverts.
3. Well?

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

snail trail

The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...

Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005