cunninglinguist's definitions

telephone

1) n. An antiquaited communication device with a handset for listening and speaking into, either directly connected by multi-strand wire or with a battery and transmitter to a base receiver, either type also tethered to the wall and connected to an external line out to the ethernet or phone system.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.

Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was tied to the wall that you couldn't take anywhere.

by cunninglinguist May 16, 2005

ball buster

1) A person, place or situation in which one experiences great pressure emotionally, physically, or mentally or in any combination of these.
2) Any employment related repremanding by ones superior that was severe in degree and humbling or humiliating.
3) In sexual deviations it is a device made to apply varying degrees of pressure to the male scrotum and testicles.

1- Mother in law, boss, friar's roast,confessions, police men,
2-large, high pressure projects assigned at work.
3- Ask at the adult book store.

by cunninglinguist May 2, 2005

cybervert

1) A pervert who cruises the chat rooms looking for kids to try and seduce into those situations of which crime dramas are made.
2) A person who uses the internet to have cyber intercourse via text or video sharing.
3) You?

1. The chatroom cybervert is back.
2. Exhibitionists are such cyberverts.
3. Well?

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

snail trail

The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...

Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

spew

-Verb- Inadvertent and forceful ejection of mostly unpleasant liquid substance.

I ate a Habenero chile that was so hot, I quickly grabbed the nearest liquid, which was being used an ash tray. It spewed back up instantly

by CunningLinguist January 28, 2005

fornicate

Upper class fuckery, or more especially, a word designed to roll off the tongues of royalty....

"My dear Queen, whist the blacksmith fucks the maid, shall we retire to the royal fornication chamber?"

by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005

tragedy

When a once attractive and voluptuous woman gets a breast reduction and now just looks fat.

What a TRAGEDY! Liz used to be a buxom, blue-eyed blond that I loved to titty-fuck....but then she got a breast reduction and now all I want to do is play hide-and-seek in the folds of her stomach.

by cunninglinguist March 17, 2004