alyssa's definitions
by alyssa January 1, 2004
Get the Faceheadmug. A poser is a girl/guy who listens to a certain type of music or dresses a certain way to impress people or to fit into a certain crowd. often times people get mixed up with those who are posers and those who are not. If you go out buy a sk8r-boi sweatshirt and a skate board and go out on the town and ride around and some one shouts out " fucking poser" are you one ? NO! Come on people..you went out and bought the skateboard so you could...erm GET BETTER! Seriously how are you ever going to become a skateboarder if you dont practice and get better? *cough exactly* now in a different situation. Lets say you go out buy a skateboard...by the way you dont even know the brand of the board and you go out with your friends and just sit there while they do there little skateboarding tricks ... so basically you are just there to look cool..then are you a poser. Yah? yes!
stephen22: Hey i bought the board
sk84life: oh awesome...wut is it?
stephen22: um i donno man ...its blue and white...ermmm....ya
sk84life: man get it together... all the guys are talkin bout u now.
stephen22: wut? why?
sk84life: man they r sayin that u are a poser...
stephen22: well...i'm not?
sk84life: when u dont know wut your own board is then we have a problem
....Dead Silence....
sk84life: oh awesome...wut is it?
stephen22: um i donno man ...its blue and white...ermmm....ya
sk84life: man get it together... all the guys are talkin bout u now.
stephen22: wut? why?
sk84life: man they r sayin that u are a poser...
stephen22: well...i'm not?
sk84life: when u dont know wut your own board is then we have a problem
....Dead Silence....
by Alyssa June 22, 2004
Get the posersmug. a super expensive internet system. it cheats you to saying that its great when you can get Netzero for $10 instead of AOL's $35.
by alyssa December 12, 2003
Get the AOLmug. what you say INSTEAD of "ooh burn" when someone is dissed. is the cool way to say it; "burn" is so over done. can also be replaced with rabies.
Girl 1: You're such a bitch!
Girl 2: That's like trying to get a mail-in rebate for something you didn't buy! Thar she blows!!!
Crowd: Oooooh. YAHTZEE!
Girl 2: That's like trying to get a mail-in rebate for something you didn't buy! Thar she blows!!!
Crowd: Oooooh. YAHTZEE!
by Alyssa March 5, 2005
Get the yahtzeemug. by Alyssa January 23, 2004
Get the shoobeemug. 
