alyssa's definitions

vom

something that is sooo disgustingly repulsive it makes you want to VOMit

the food in the dining hall tonight is vom!

by Alyssa January 18, 2005

smad

when you are both sad and mad at the same time.

ohh shnap, your mom sucked last night and that makes me smad.

by alyssa April 2, 2005

paginis

A penis and vagina together; what a hermaphrodite has

"Worms have paginises"

by Alyssa October 12, 2003

ten page syndrome

When you are writing a huge important paper that is supposed to be 15-20 pages, and somewhere around the tenth page, you start feeling like a) you are never going to finish this goddamn paper, b)everything you have written so far is total crap and makes no sense. Generally results in a paper-writing break that may include curling up in a ball and sobbing. Occurs with higher frequency at the end of the semester. Only known cure is actually getting off your ass and working. Ten page syndrome may persist until you are a page or two away from your minimum, when it will be replaced by elation and a second wind of energy.

I can't tell if my paper about postmodernism and the clam trade in Cucamonga is really a worthless piece of shit, or if I just have ten page syndrome.

by alyssa August 29, 2005

M'love

a hot person who has pretty smiles; a girl who is a pimp anywhere, anyhow; someone who likes to hang out with alyssa because they think she's cool; a rock lover; someone who can jump and scream and act crazy and still be considered the most incredible person at school; someone who is too sexy for your ugly ass

Whoa see that girl m'love. She's got it going onnnnnnnn.

by Alyssa April 24, 2005

candy shop

Means bedroom. So when 50 Cent sings, "I'll take you to the candyshop" it means I'll take you to my bedroom.

Lets go to my candyshop.

by Alyssa February 13, 2005

check minus

what a teacher puts on a paper you did crappy on

you did really bad, check minus for you

by alyssa January 23, 2004