Yuri's definitions

Fran's tits

New Jersey slang for the tits on Matt's mom.

Did you see Fran's tits today?

by Yuri March 28, 2005

dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

by yuri December 5, 2004

Kitten Paranoia

Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!

The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.

Kitten Paranoia jumped out the window at the sight of lint.

by Yuri January 26, 2005

e=mc2

Albert Einstein's forumla for his theory of general relativity.

E is Energy
m is Mass
c2 is really c squared (c^2). This means the velocity of light (8.0 x 10^8 meters/second)

By using this, it shows that no mass can accelerate to the speed of light.

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by Yuri December 21, 2003

Share Pro

A person who has an unheathly obsession with lying.

Vlad is such a lying share pro. He says my mother left me because I touch myself at night.

by Yuri April 24, 2005

revengeanceful

The mutual feelings between Strong Mad and "The Tire". Will be settled in "Tire Madness" only on pay-per-view.

This sunday, on Tire Madness

by Yuri September 22, 2003

excardon me

Catch phrase uttered by the wonderous Senor Cardgage (or any ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over) while popping out of bushes and carrying a plastic bag full of mysterious contents which may include any of the the following:

1. Cold Pizza
2. Rotten Vegetables
3. Shattered Pieces of the owner's past life...
This phrase confuses Homestar Runner.

Cardgage: Excardon me!

Homestar Runner: I don't know what that means... and you still smell like pea soup

by Yuri December 21, 2003