You feel everyone is watching you and constantly passing judgment on you because you make the same mistakes anyone else does, but its somehow different with you because youre just the tiniest bit wierd, and you think everyone knows about you and talks about you and knows you know just because they feed off of your frustration....like that retard dude in the SUV who is looking as you walk down the street at you wierd because its fun to see you get mad...in other words, youre really paranoid and you dont know it, and so you act wierd, which makes everyone notice you. Sucks.
1st dude: Hello(*as you pass by*)
You:...Hi(*you tense up, you know that sonofabitch is gonna call the cops on your sorry ass, you paranoia freak*)
You:...Hi(*you tense up, you know that sonofabitch is gonna call the cops on your sorry ass, you paranoia freak*)
by McMadman September 01, 2008
Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
by Armthehobos May 23, 2007
by Bennisanarchy February 29, 2008
A condition you get when playing Team Fortress 2 too much because the enemy team always had a spy or two.
Xenonox: I think African Jezus is still around here somewhere.
King Frosting: Nah. He's not using the spy anymore. You've got paranoia.
King Frosting: Nah. He's not using the spy anymore. You've got paranoia.
by African Jezus February 07, 2009
Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
by Zton February 01, 2016
When you think that everyone else is saying that you are preggers or have a big nose when really they have no desire to talk about you at all
'Gosh, I wish people would shut up saying that I'm preggers with a baby that has a nose the size of everest'
'Laura, nobody is saying that, shut up, you've got bad paranoia going on'
'Laura, nobody is saying that, shut up, you've got bad paranoia going on'
by deeeeeeeeeeayyy October 20, 2008