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paranormal

the abnormal dysfunction of one's lower leg
"r u paranormal"
"yes"
by Xexdeh March 21, 2020
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Black Hole

A fun thing to do in your free time!

(i'm not gay tho!1!111!)
"Yo me and my bros ate a black hole yesterday!"
"Yo that's sick bro!"
by Xexdeh January 1, 2020
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Double D

The term used to describe a special individual.

A “Double D” is when you have two penisses. Two more and you’re just a female cow.
“Yo I thought my girl was an ordinary girl, but then she whipped out the infamous Double D!”
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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chimpanzee

"I will stab you with a chimpanzee!"
"K"
-Texting
by Xexdeh January 11, 2020
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2020

A year that arrives in less than an hour, in which I will make the worst of my life. I plan to mentally and physically torture myself. I will do anything to make myself single and block out those girls with my female shield. If any human gets anywhere near close to me, I will stab them with a gun. If a female approaches me, I will make sure to poop in the center of their head and throw them into the ceiling fan if I even can after eating tons of chocolate candy I’m allergic to and getting fat off of them. I will proceed and repeat until 2021 is here, and I will take this oppurtunity of 2020 being current to destroy my social life and replace it with a lack of popularity and a commonly classified-as-me “socially awkward” character trait and for me to me recognized as the ultra-weird&awkward boy.
Someone else: “I’m planning to have a great 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set!”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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laser balls

When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.
"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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Cheerios

Edible solid substance used so people can submerge their penises into it.
Me: "Let's play swords in this box of cheerios!"
Everyone: "Yeah!
by Xexdeh January 1, 2020
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