29 definitions by Xexdeh

2020

A year that arrives in less than an hour, in which I will make the worst of my life. I plan to mentally and physically torture myself. I will do anything to make myself single and block out those girls with my female shield. If any human gets anywhere near close to me, I will stab them with a gun. If a female approaches me, I will make sure to poop in the center of their head and throw them into the ceiling fan if I even can after eating tons of chocolate candy I’m allergic to and getting fat off of them. I will proceed and repeat until 2021 is here, and I will take this oppurtunity of 2020 being current to destroy my social life and replace it with a lack of popularity and a commonly classified-as-me “socially awkward” character trait and for me to me recognized as the ultra-weird&awkward boy.

Someone else: “I’m planning to have a great 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set!”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

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Mighty Wist

A wildly epileptic dog (valley bulldog)

mighty wist

by Xexdeh October 1, 2020

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deflatable titties

Unsatisfying pops of a female's milk source

"We love milk leakage!"
"Oh no! It's all gone!"
"Yeah, it's the deflatable titties."

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

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nuget

big fat juicy food that taste rly good
i like to shove this juicy fruit down my esophagus

"Yo whatchu got for dinna tonight?"
"Nugets, bro!"
"Dude, I'm jealous!"

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

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oh yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah

A term that weird people like me use to state agreement without actually saying they agree. This phrase is also used when some people are stuttering, but I don't stutter.

"Is 14x3526843=4502?"
"oh yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah"
"Penis"

by Xexdeh January 12, 2020

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