Xexdeh's definitions

man-tail

When your a tail sticks out of your naked booty hole and lights up the Earth so much it attracts all the girls with a love potion right towards your "sexy" body

"Yo that man-tail's lookin' fine, homie!"
"Yup, it is, and I need to do even more work on it."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

oh yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah

A term that weird people like me use to state agreement without actually saying they agree. This phrase is also used when some people are stuttering, but I don't stutter.

"Is 14x3526843=4502?"
"oh yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah"
"Penis"

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020

footclap

When you clap your foots together, it is a footclap.

“I clap my foots together like I clap your mother’s cheeks!”
“That’s funny because I footclapped your mom with my frying pan”

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

snot

white liquid substance that flows out of one's nostril(s)

"snot"
"k"

by Xexdeh March 21, 2020

runt

when you pick up a guy and place him on your penis standing up but his back is to the ground horizontal to you and your you hold him by his armpits and his feet are in your mouth and he is masturbating and ejaculating all over himself and then he starts pooping while your penis is in his butt and you can't see your penis anymore because it is covered in brown so he grabs the poop off of it and rubs it all over his penis and keeps masturbating with the poop while you both spit on it and when he starts bleeding from anal penetration it goes all over your penis with the poop and then everyone explodes with semen as you jump and fall to the ground and ground pound him as hard as you can and then everyone starts ejaculating and pooping and blooding and peeing and spitting and smearing it all over each other

Today in class I took off all my clothes and went ham and started runting all of the children and the teacher

by Xexdeh December 24, 2024

streamcross

a fun activity that you do with the bois that involves crossing peelines into the same toilet.

Me and the bois like to streamcross, we were just doing it!

by Xexdeh May 9, 2020

2020

A year that arrives in less than an hour, in which I will make the worst of my life. I plan to mentally and physically torture myself. I will do anything to make myself single and block out those girls with my female shield. If any human gets anywhere near close to me, I will stab them with a gun. If a female approaches me, I will make sure to poop in the center of their head and throw them into the ceiling fan if I even can after eating tons of chocolate candy I’m allergic to and getting fat off of them. I will proceed and repeat until 2021 is here, and I will take this oppurtunity of 2020 being current to destroy my social life and replace it with a lack of popularity and a commonly classified-as-me “socially awkward” character trait and for me to me recognized as the ultra-weird&awkward boy.

Someone else: “I’m planning to have a great 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set!”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019