29 definitions by Xexdeh
You don't want to be grounded. It not fun. One time Step Daddy took away my Xbox 360 and me cry for weke and no get it bak yet. Pls send help!!1! My Step Daddy took away my virginity for a week and me get vri scarared
by Xexdeh January 1, 2020
When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.
"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."
"Well, I got laser balls."
by Xexdeh January 1, 2020
by Xexdeh March 22, 2020
the process or action of rapidly squirting clear-to-yellow (regularly) colored liquid substance out of your urethra/penishole like a baby—the toilet in this simile—sucking diarrhea from a straw. The color of your peeline depends on your dehydration and lack of fluid. Also, sometimes, you'll have a messy peeline which sprays into all different directions, each bit of pee-drops being squirted at different parts of the toilet you're urinating in. (Messy peeline)
"Bruh when I went to pee, I literally peed my penis off dude"
"Man, I wish I could've experienced that great feeling"
"Man, I wish I could've experienced that great feeling"
by Xexdeh February 16, 2020
by Xexdeh January 1, 2020
"Honey, want some breakfast?"
"Sure, mom! I'll take some lean and cereal."
"Your wish is my command."
"Sure, mom! I'll take some lean and cereal."
"Your wish is my command."
by Xexdeh January 1, 2020