TheGoyWonder's definitions

Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016

white tee

The ultimate in men's fashion

I gotta get dressed to the max for this party.
White tie?
No, one better: White Tee.

by TheGoyWonder May 15, 2013

time to get ill

Foremost: response to "What's the time?"

Meaning: It's time to chill, party, get nice, ect.

What's the time?

It's time to get ill!

by TheGoyWonder May 2, 2012

TP

Tit Pic sent in texting/sexting. A picture of the female party's breasts unceremoniously taken with a mobile phone, to be viewed on the male party's mobile phone.

BigDaddy69: Hey baby hey baby hey, any chance you can send a tit pic?
HoneyBunz69: idk lol
----later that evening-------
BigDaddy69: 'Nite babe. Dont forget- TP
----next day, in real life-----
hey guys, I was sexting with this slut last nite, look at this TP!

by TheGoyWonder May 4, 2013

bulbhead

A name for Somalians. Dubbed for their lightbulb-shaped heads.

It was a nice neighborhood until bulbheads showed up and started stabbing people.

by TheGoyWonder September 3, 2019

heteroflexible

When a girl is hot, but she got fingerbanged by her rugby team.

"I hope you can handle me, I'm heteroflexible. That makes me cool, and you have to be okay with it!"
translation: she once drank too much and got diddled by her rugby team captain.

by TheGoyWonder May 28, 2016

north charleston

Where all the dregs of Charleston get shoved up off the peninsula into. A haven for the lower-lower-middle class and lower class, complete with all the strip-mall trappings of Suburban Hell and the redneck charm of Small-Town America.

Disproportionate number of vagabonds, drifters, and armed criminals, with the balance of the population Walmart-People.

Hilariously, highfalutin Charlestonians must venture into sleazy North Charleston for their bigbox retail procurement. Surely they feel unclean afterwards.

by TheGoyWonder June 15, 2013