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When a guy sticks a dildo up his ass to cum harder.
Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
by TheGoyWonder November 12, 2013
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Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.
Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.
by TheGoyWonder November 1, 2013
Get the eskimo mug.A megamix mixed from existing megamixes (or mixtapes, montage, remix, reprise ect.)
Applies to all art/music forms, from DJing to opera.
Applies to all art/music forms, from DJing to opera.
His Bambaataa, Jazzy Jeff, and DJ Dan megamixes were so good, that he had to use them all in an Omega mix.
by TheGoyWonder October 23, 2013
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The next step in bachelor living, once you've graduated from dorm-style living to shared house and are now ready for the semblance of having your own place. One of the most basic forms of bachelor pad, but none the less enviable when done right. A sign you've made it in the world.
The next step in bachelor living, once you've graduated from dorm-style living to shared house and are now ready for the semblance of having your own place. One of the most basic forms of bachelor pad, but none the less enviable when done right. A sign you've made it in the world.
Level 1 Bachelor: hey Fly Honeys, let's call it a night and go to my place.
Fly Honeys: You can't take me to your homeboy's place while your homeboys are there.
Level 9 Bachelor: Fly Honeys, I invite you to the master suite of my little place, a most excellent FROG on Oak St.
Fly Honeys: Yeah, let's do the wild thing!
Fly Honeys: You can't take me to your homeboy's place while your homeboys are there.
Level 9 Bachelor: Fly Honeys, I invite you to the master suite of my little place, a most excellent FROG on Oak St.
Fly Honeys: Yeah, let's do the wild thing!
by TheGoyWonder September 16, 2013
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Disproportionate number of vagabonds, drifters, and armed criminals, with the balance of the population Walmart-People.
Disproportionate number of vagabonds, drifters, and armed criminals, with the balance of the population Walmart-People.
Hilariously, highfalutin Charlestonians must venture into sleazy North Charleston for their bigbox retail procurement. Surely they feel unclean afterwards.
by TheGoyWonder June 15, 2013
Get the north charleston mug.A contest in the vein of Indian Burns, Indian Leg-Wrestling, and Indian Kickball. Contestants must race to eat a plate of plain crackers.
I won the Contest of the Indians by giving the worst Indian Burn, winning Indian Leg-Wrestling, and finishing first in the Indian Feast.
by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2013
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