TheGoyWonder's definitions

Indian Feast

A contest in the vein of Indian Burns, Indian Leg-Wrestling, and Indian Kickball. Contestants must race to eat a plate of plain crackers.

I won the Contest of the Indians by giving the worst Indian Burn, winning Indian Leg-Wrestling, and finishing first in the Indian Feast.

by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2013

Omega mix

A megamix mixed from existing megamixes (or mixtapes, montage, remix, reprise ect.)

Applies to all art/music forms, from DJing to opera.

His Bambaataa, Jazzy Jeff, and DJ Dan megamixes were so good, that he had to use them all in an Omega mix.

by TheGoyWonder October 23, 2013

jazzy sensation

An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.

Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.

My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.

The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.

by TheGoyWonder February 20, 2013

Necking

When you're getting blown so hard, it goes down her throat into her neck.

Shelia was awesome, I skullfucked her so hard we were necking.

by TheGoyWonder October 15, 2017

white tee

The ultimate in men's fashion

I gotta get dressed to the max for this party.
White tie?
No, one better: White Tee.

by TheGoyWonder May 15, 2013

north charleston

Where all the dregs of Charleston get shoved up off the peninsula into. A haven for the lower-lower-middle class and lower class, complete with all the strip-mall trappings of Suburban Hell and the redneck charm of Small-Town America.

Disproportionate number of vagabonds, drifters, and armed criminals, with the balance of the population Walmart-People.

Hilariously, highfalutin Charlestonians must venture into sleazy North Charleston for their bigbox retail procurement. Surely they feel unclean afterwards.

by TheGoyWonder June 15, 2013

heteroflexible

When a girl is hot, but she got fingerbanged by her rugby team.

"I hope you can handle me, I'm heteroflexible. That makes me cool, and you have to be okay with it!"
translation: she once drank too much and got diddled by her rugby team captain.

by TheGoyWonder May 28, 2016