TheGoyWonder's definitions

Shia

How Urban people say "Shit"

Shia man, this is some dank week
shit ebonics

by TheGoyWonder December 30, 2015

Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016

bulbhead

A name for Somalians. Dubbed for their lightbulb-shaped heads.

It was a nice neighborhood until bulbheads showed up and started stabbing people.

by TheGoyWonder September 3, 2019

Necking

When you're getting blown so hard, it goes down her throat into her neck.

Shelia was awesome, I skullfucked her so hard we were necking.

by TheGoyWonder October 15, 2017

Breathing In Fire

Placing a bag of cocaine over one's head, such that all the cocaine within must be snorted before air can be inhaled.

Vic was so bummed by the bad news he started breathing in fire

by TheGoyWonder June 3, 2017

extruding

Pooping from a great height into a toilet below.

Ray climbed on top of the stall dividers and extruded a huge log into the toilet below. It landed on target with a mighty splunk. Extruding is fun!

by TheGoyWonder July 5, 2017

hot dog

male prostitute

We have $65,000 budget for Hot Dog Friday. Let's fly in some "hot dogs" from Chicago.
Get some "pizza" too!
If we get the same “waitresses,” I’m all for it!!!

by TheGoyWonder February 12, 2017