TheGoyWonder's definitions

Snorgasm

NOT a sexual thing

1. A boring event
2. The sensation of nearly falling asleep

Let’s have a mother-daugher night.

Sounds like a real snorgasm

by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013

eskimo

One who buys most groceries from the frozen foods section.

Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.

Brandon is an Eskimo, he lives on frozen pizza, nuggets, and Hot Pockets.

by TheGoyWonder November 1, 2013

afrocentric

An awkward, pseudo-PC way to say "black"

Officer, three big men dressed in baggy black clothes took my purse!

Were they...afrocentric?

by TheGoyWonder March 11, 2013

slushed

Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.

Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.

by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015

heteroflexible

When a girl is hot, but she got fingerbanged by her rugby team.

"I hope you can handle me, I'm heteroflexible. That makes me cool, and you have to be okay with it!"
translation: she once drank too much and got diddled by her rugby team captain.

by TheGoyWonder May 28, 2016

north charleston

Where all the dregs of Charleston get shoved up off the peninsula into. A haven for the lower-lower-middle class and lower class, complete with all the strip-mall trappings of Suburban Hell and the redneck charm of Small-Town America.

Disproportionate number of vagabonds, drifters, and armed criminals, with the balance of the population Walmart-People.

Hilariously, highfalutin Charlestonians must venture into sleazy North Charleston for their bigbox retail procurement. Surely they feel unclean afterwards.

by TheGoyWonder June 15, 2013

Shelia E

Percussionist/singer/rapper/multinstrumentalist of 80's fame and still performing today. Known largely for a handful of singles cowrote by Prince, primarily "Glamorous Life" but also "Holly Rock" and "A Love Bizarre". She was also featured in Krush Groove.

One of her most fascinating aspects is her indeterminable sexuality. Her songs contain some strikingly bisexual and lesbian lyrics, but there is always the possibility that Prince wrote these. To this day she has neither married/engaged or come out of the closet.

I’m bad, good god!

badder than a wicked witch.

I’ll pet your kitten and your little dog too,
don’t you want to be my bitch? OOH!!

- Shelia E on "Holly Rock"

by TheGoyWonder March 18, 2013