TheGoyWonder's definitions

extruding

Pooping from a great height into a toilet below.

Ray climbed on top of the stall dividers and extruded a huge log into the toilet below. It landed on target with a mighty splunk. Extruding is fun!

by TheGoyWonder July 5, 2017

wop n' flop

Colloquial expression for a dance. Participants practice the dance disciplines of Booty (ie wop) and Break (ie flintstone flop)

Kool Herc is DJing at Danceteria, it's going to be an old fashioned wop n' flop.

by TheGoyWonder January 21, 2013

Breathing In Fire

Placing a bag of cocaine over one's head, such that all the cocaine within must be snorted before air can be inhaled.

Vic was so bummed by the bad news he started breathing in fire

by TheGoyWonder June 3, 2017

Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016

time to get ill

Foremost: response to "What's the time?"

Meaning: It's time to chill, party, get nice, ect.

What's the time?

It's time to get ill!

by TheGoyWonder May 2, 2012

Shelia E

Percussionist/singer/rapper/multinstrumentalist of 80's fame and still performing today. Known largely for a handful of singles cowrote by Prince, primarily "Glamorous Life" but also "Holly Rock" and "A Love Bizarre". She was also featured in Krush Groove.

One of her most fascinating aspects is her indeterminable sexuality. Her songs contain some strikingly bisexual and lesbian lyrics, but there is always the possibility that Prince wrote these. To this day she has neither married/engaged or come out of the closet.

I’m bad, good god!

badder than a wicked witch.

I’ll pet your kitten and your little dog too,
don’t you want to be my bitch? OOH!!

- Shelia E on "Holly Rock"

by TheGoyWonder March 18, 2013

heteroflexible

When a girl is hot, but she got fingerbanged by her rugby team.

"I hope you can handle me, I'm heteroflexible. That makes me cool, and you have to be okay with it!"
translation: she once drank too much and got diddled by her rugby team captain.

by TheGoyWonder May 28, 2016