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slushed

Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.

Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.

by TheGoyWonder June 3, 2015

Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder November 1, 2015

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TP

Tit Pic sent in texting/sexting. A picture of the female party's breasts unceremoniously taken with a mobile phone, to be viewed on the male party's mobile phone.

BigDaddy69: Hey baby hey baby hey, any chance you can send a tit pic?
HoneyBunz69: idk lol
----later that evening-------
BigDaddy69: 'Nite babe. Dont forget- TP
----next day, in real life-----
hey guys, I was sexting with this slut last nite, look at this TP!

by TheGoyWonder May 5, 2013

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eskimo

One who buys most groceries from the frozen foods section.

Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.

Brandon is an Eskimo, he lives on frozen pizza, nuggets, and Hot Pockets.

by TheGoyWonder November 1, 2013

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