A mysterious powerful figure, like the Wizard of Oz but a person very fancy, elegant, and controlling.
Usually used to mock somebody who is too big for their britches or otherwise pretentious.
Usually used to mock somebody who is too big for their britches or otherwise pretentious.
by TheGoyWonder April 19, 2013
by TheGoyWonder May 15, 2013
"I hope you can handle me, I'm heteroflexible. That makes me cool, and you have to be okay with it!"
translation: she once drank too much and got diddled by her rugby team captain.
translation: she once drank too much and got diddled by her rugby team captain.
by TheGoyWonder April 26, 2016
Meaning: female who is a real pain and annoyance, like a punch to the female breast.
Usage: Like a juvenile form of “Bitch”, Boobpunch is used in petty arguments between women.
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Usage: Like a juvenile form of “Bitch”, Boobpunch is used in petty arguments between women.
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by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013
An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.
Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
by TheGoyWonder February 20, 2013
When a guy sticks a dildo up his ass to cum harder.
Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
by TheGoyWonder November 12, 2013
Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
by TheGoyWonder November 01, 2015