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eskimo

One who buys most groceries from the frozen foods section.

Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.
Brandon is an Eskimo, he lives on frozen pizza, nuggets, and Hot Pockets.
by TheGoyWonder November 1, 2013
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iggf

I'd Go Gay For.

Use for men you admire, trust, or follow. Usually great benefactors of wisdom or resources who you feel indebted to.
Not used just to say a man is attractive. ("no homo" is automatically implied when using this phrase.)
Stoner69: Bernie Sanders is going to legalize it and double our pay, we'll be blazin' everyday!
Stoner70: Hell yea, IGGF Bernie Sanders.
by TheGoyWonder June 9, 2016
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FROG

Finished Room over Garage. like the ultimate Bonus Room, this is rented out as a suite or even complete studio apartment.

The next step in bachelor living, once you've graduated from dorm-style living to shared house and are now ready for the semblance of having your own place. One of the most basic forms of bachelor pad, but none the less enviable when done right. A sign you've made it in the world.
Level 1 Bachelor: hey Fly Honeys, let's call it a night and go to my place.
Fly Honeys: You can't take me to your homeboy's place while your homeboys are there.
Level 9 Bachelor: Fly Honeys, I invite you to the master suite of my little place, a most excellent FROG on Oak St.
Fly Honeys: Yeah, let's do the wild thing!
by TheGoyWonder September 16, 2013
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wop n' flop

Colloquial expression for a dance. Participants practice the dance disciplines of Booty (ie wop) and Break (ie flintstone flop)
Kool Herc is DJing at Danceteria, it's going to be an old fashioned wop n' flop.
by TheGoyWonder January 21, 2013
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music of the spheres

Farting. The spheres are the buttcheeks!
gather round brothers and sisters, and hear the music of the spheres!
PFFFFFFT.
by TheGoyWonder February 22, 2017
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Shia

Shia man, this is some dank week
shit ebonics
by TheGoyWonder December 30, 2015
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Indian Feast

A contest in the vein of Indian Burns, Indian Leg-Wrestling, and Indian Kickball. Contestants must race to eat a plate of plain crackers.
I won the Contest of the Indians by giving the worst Indian Burn, winning Indian Leg-Wrestling, and finishing first in the Indian Feast.
by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2013
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