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Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.
The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016
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Use for men you admire, trust, or follow. Usually great benefactors of wisdom or resources who you feel indebted to.
Not used just to say a man is attractive. ("no homo" is automatically implied when using this phrase.)
Use for men you admire, trust, or follow. Usually great benefactors of wisdom or resources who you feel indebted to.
Not used just to say a man is attractive. ("no homo" is automatically implied when using this phrase.)
Stoner69: Bernie Sanders is going to legalize it and double our pay, we'll be blazin' everyday!
Stoner70: Hell yea, IGGF Bernie Sanders.
Stoner70: Hell yea, IGGF Bernie Sanders.
by TheGoyWonder June 9, 2016
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translation: she once drank too much and got diddled by her rugby team captain.
translation: she once drank too much and got diddled by her rugby team captain.
by TheGoyWonder May 28, 2016
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This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016
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Get the slushed mug.(adj) Well-spoken, possessing a talent for lucid and effortless speech.
A secret racial slur against blacks. When a black person delivers an impressive speech, interview, or story and is complimented as articulate, their temper will boil on sight. The tenuous implication being, you were surprised they could even speak.
A secret racial slur against blacks. When a black person delivers an impressive speech, interview, or story and is complimented as articulate, their temper will boil on sight. The tenuous implication being, you were surprised they could even speak.
"...and those are the biggest ways Aristotle differed from Plato's teaching."
"I have to agree, that was quite an articulate discourse"
"WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT KRACKA??"
"I have to agree, that was quite an articulate discourse"
"WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT KRACKA??"
by TheGoyWonder May 25, 2014
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