TheGoyWonder's definitions

Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016

jazzy sensation

An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.

Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.

My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.

The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.

by TheGoyWonder February 20, 2013

Omega mix

A megamix mixed from existing megamixes (or mixtapes, montage, remix, reprise ect.)

Applies to all art/music forms, from DJing to opera.

His Bambaataa, Jazzy Jeff, and DJ Dan megamixes were so good, that he had to use them all in an Omega mix.

by TheGoyWonder October 23, 2013

Necking

When you're getting blown so hard, it goes down her throat into her neck.

Shelia was awesome, I skullfucked her so hard we were necking.

by TheGoyWonder October 15, 2017

Snorgasm

NOT a sexual thing

1. A boring event
2. The sensation of nearly falling asleep

Let’s have a mother-daugher night.

Sounds like a real snorgasm

by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013

sobomb

Derivative of "da bomb". Use like "so cool"

Coined by Maggie Crispin in a tweet, and aired in a Taco Bell commercial.

"Monday's a holiday"
"Sobomb!"

"These tacos have Doritos as shells"

"Sobomb!

by TheGoyWonder January 21, 2013

afrocentric

An awkward, pseudo-PC way to say "black"

Officer, three big men dressed in baggy black clothes took my purse!

Were they...afrocentric?

by TheGoyWonder March 11, 2013