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gold star mom

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A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.
Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.

The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016
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iggf

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I'd Go Gay For.

Use for men you admire, trust, or follow. Usually great benefactors of wisdom or resources who you feel indebted to.
Not used just to say a man is attractive. ("no homo" is automatically implied when using this phrase.)
Stoner69: Bernie Sanders is going to legalize it and double our pay, we'll be blazin' everyday!
Stoner70: Hell yea, IGGF Bernie Sanders.
by TheGoyWonder June 9, 2016
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When a girl is hot, but she got fingerbanged by her rugby team.
"I hope you can handle me, I'm heteroflexible. That makes me cool, and you have to be okay with it!"
translation: she once drank too much and got diddled by her rugby team captain.
by TheGoyWonder May 28, 2016
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Paper Towel

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Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016
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Shia man, this is some dank week
shit ebonics
by TheGoyWonder December 30, 2015
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slushed

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Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.
Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.
by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015
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Articulate

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(adj) Well-spoken, possessing a talent for lucid and effortless speech.

A secret racial slur against blacks. When a black person delivers an impressive speech, interview, or story and is complimented as articulate, their temper will boil on sight. The tenuous implication being, you were surprised they could even speak.
"...and those are the biggest ways Aristotle differed from Plato's teaching."

"I have to agree, that was quite an articulate discourse"

"WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT KRACKA??"
by TheGoyWonder May 25, 2014
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