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north charleston

Where all the dregs of Charleston get shoved up off the peninsula into. A haven for the lower-lower-middle class and lower class, complete with all the strip-mall trappings of Suburban Hell and the redneck charm of Small-Town America.

Disproportionate number of vagabonds, drifters, and armed criminals, with the balance of the population Walmart-People.
Hilariously, highfalutin Charlestonians must venture into sleazy North Charleston for their bigbox retail procurement. Surely they feel unclean afterwards.
by TheGoyWonder June 15, 2013
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Articulate

(adj) Well-spoken, possessing a talent for lucid and effortless speech.

A secret racial slur against blacks. When a black person delivers an impressive speech, interview, or story and is complimented as articulate, their temper will boil on sight. The tenuous implication being, you were surprised they could even speak.
"...and those are the biggest ways Aristotle differed from Plato's teaching."

"I have to agree, that was quite an articulate discourse"

"WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT KRACKA??"
by TheGoyWonder May 25, 2014
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Omega mix

A megamix mixed from existing megamixes (or mixtapes, montage, remix, reprise ect.)

Applies to all art/music forms, from DJing to opera.
His Bambaataa, Jazzy Jeff, and DJ Dan megamixes were so good, that he had to use them all in an Omega mix.
by TheGoyWonder October 23, 2013
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eskimo

One who buys most groceries from the frozen foods section.

Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.
Brandon is an Eskimo, he lives on frozen pizza, nuggets, and Hot Pockets.
by TheGoyWonder November 1, 2013
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Carrot of Power

When a guy sticks a dildo up his ass to cum harder.

Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
Harry coated her entire face and chest using the Carrot of Power.
by TheGoyWonder November 12, 2013
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slushed

Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.
Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.
by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015
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gold star mom

A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.
Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.

The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016
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