TheGoyWonder's definitions

Snorgasm

NOT a sexual thing

1. A boring event
2. The sensation of nearly falling asleep

Let’s have a mother-daugher night.

Sounds like a real snorgasm

by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013

Great Gatsby

A mysterious powerful figure, like the Wizard of Oz but a person very fancy, elegant, and controlling.

Usually used to mock somebody who is too big for their britches or otherwise pretentious.

You just think you're the Great Gatsby, don't you?

Who is the Great Gatsby anyways?

by TheGoyWonder April 20, 2013

Boobpunch

Meaning: female who is a real pain and annoyance, like a punch to the female breast.

Usage: Like a juvenile form of “Bitch”, Boobpunch is used in petty arguments between women.

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Tammy: Let’s cut class and go to The Mall
Tina: ohhhh, I dunno…
Tammy: Don’t be a boobpunch, Tina.

by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013

jazzy sensation

An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.

Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.

My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.

The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.

by TheGoyWonder February 20, 2013

Omega mix

A megamix mixed from existing megamixes (or mixtapes, montage, remix, reprise ect.)

Applies to all art/music forms, from DJing to opera.

His Bambaataa, Jazzy Jeff, and DJ Dan megamixes were so good, that he had to use them all in an Omega mix.

by TheGoyWonder October 23, 2013

iggf

I'd Go Gay For.

Use for men you admire, trust, or follow. Usually great benefactors of wisdom or resources who you feel indebted to.
Not used just to say a man is attractive. ("no homo" is automatically implied when using this phrase.)

Stoner69: Bernie Sanders is going to legalize it and double our pay, we'll be blazin' everyday!
Stoner70: Hell yea, IGGF Bernie Sanders.

by TheGoyWonder June 9, 2016

hot dog

male prostitute

We have $65,000 budget for Hot Dog Friday. Let's fly in some "hot dogs" from Chicago.
Get some "pizza" too!
If we get the same “waitresses,” I’m all for it!!!

by TheGoyWonder February 12, 2017