Sebastian's definitions

Daily chore

Masturbation, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey.

At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to go to sleep.

by Sebastian February 6, 2005

poopy

the state of being grumpy

Emily, quit being so poopy!

by Sebastian February 10, 2005

sonny bono

To force yourself to stop by forceing yourself into any near by object(i.e. tree, wall, boulder.) when moveing at high speeds

-OMG Jimmy isn't slowing down going down the hill.
-What do we do?!?!
-I know. Jimmy!!! Listen to me you aren't slowing down, so your gonna have to Sonny Bono it.

by Sebastian April 21, 2004

capn' carl

Sebastian ; None but Sebastian.

Thats Capn' carl fool!!

by Sebastian January 3, 2005

chaffing thighs

thighs that rub together in a fashion that makes binty girate

dawn french sports a pair

by sebastian February 18, 2004

hero

A man or women willing to sacrifice themself to help others without the consideration of there own safety.
"Those who face fire without fear or armor.Those who step into the darkness without assurances of ever walking out again, because they know there are others waiting in the dark, Awaiting salvation."

Firefighters, Police Officers, Soldiers...

by Sebastian February 20, 2004

Quaz

n. Somebody or something that is extremely uncool (see lame), extremely bad (see heinous), and so on.

adj. To describe something as being very lame, heinous, etc.

"Mikal is such a fucking quaz. He's nowhere near as rad that Eskimonian ninja Kutt."

by Sebastian March 31, 2005