Sebastian's definitions

Daily chore

Masturbation, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey.

At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to go to sleep.

by Sebastian February 6, 2005

poopy

the state of being grumpy

Emily, quit being so poopy!

by Sebastian February 10, 2005

sonny bono

To force yourself to stop by forceing yourself into any near by object(i.e. tree, wall, boulder.) when moveing at high speeds

-OMG Jimmy isn't slowing down going down the hill.
-What do we do?!?!
-I know. Jimmy!!! Listen to me you aren't slowing down, so your gonna have to Sonny Bono it.

by Sebastian April 21, 2004

madness

A dog with a big head from Invader zim that scares everyone away.

*Madness appears and eats egg on floor**Zim and GIR scream and run away.*

by Sebastian May 7, 2004

Guatemala

Country situated betwen Mexico/El Salvador,a Quetzal(national maney) its 8.oo$ or so, Quetzal too its the national bird,the most important turistic atraction are:TIkal(an acient mayan city),Atitlan(a lake).

How i knoe so much?, I live there...and for the person who posted the last definition:IDIOT!!!

by Sebastian May 7, 2004

chaffing thighs

thighs that rub together in a fashion that makes binty girate

dawn french sports a pair

by sebastian February 18, 2004

hero

A man or women willing to sacrifice themself to help others without the consideration of there own safety.
"Those who face fire without fear or armor.Those who step into the darkness without assurances of ever walking out again, because they know there are others waiting in the dark, Awaiting salvation."

Firefighters, Police Officers, Soldiers...

by Sebastian February 20, 2004