19 definitions by Sebastian
A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
by Sebastian June 15, 2006
A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
by Sebastian December 6, 2003
see also Melanie B
The hottest of the Spice Girls. She was the black one with the sexy voice and penchant for leopard skin.
Had a number one single "I Want You Back" featuring Missy Elliott. Also two other top 5 singles "Tell Me" and "Feels So Good". Plus two more top 20 singles "Lullaby and "Word Up".
Also an album "Hot" and a bestselling autobiography "Catch A Fire".
Now an actress.
Can be used to signify sexiness or "token black"-ness.
The hottest of the Spice Girls. She was the black one with the sexy voice and penchant for leopard skin.
Had a number one single "I Want You Back" featuring Missy Elliott. Also two other top 5 singles "Tell Me" and "Feels So Good". Plus two more top 20 singles "Lullaby and "Word Up".
Also an album "Hot" and a bestselling autobiography "Catch A Fire".
Now an actress.
Can be used to signify sexiness or "token black"-ness.
Man, that girl is Scary Spice! (that girl is attractive)
or
That guy is so a Scary Spice. (that guy is the token black person)
or
That guy is so a Scary Spice. (that guy is the token black person)
by Sebastian December 30, 2004
n. Somebody or something that is extremely uncool (see lame), extremely bad (see heinous), and so on.
adj. To describe something as being very lame, heinous, etc.
adj. To describe something as being very lame, heinous, etc.
by Sebastian March 31, 2005
by Sebastian November 4, 2003
when something is so damn saucey & awesome at the same time. which could be something incredibly cool or extremely hott.
whoa, your new threads are saucesome!
by Sebastian March 11, 2004