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1. Someone who has mastered the art of playing Tetris and has their name at the top of the list.
2. Someone, usually a man who knows the arts and positions of the female body like a pro for sexual pleasure.
3. A male or female whose masturbation technique has been perfected by the hand-eye coordination of playing a lot of Tetris.
4. A person who works at a supermarket bagging groceries.
2. Someone, usually a man who knows the arts and positions of the female body like a pro for sexual pleasure.
3. A male or female whose masturbation technique has been perfected by the hand-eye coordination of playing a lot of Tetris.
4. A person who works at a supermarket bagging groceries.
At a twelve step program, I admitted to being a Tetris Pimp up to three times a day while wearing a carpal tunnel brace.
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
Get the Tetris Pimp mug.A strange phenomenon that occurs when a man sees an opportunity to lecture a woman in his life about why it's wrong to enjoy something she enjoys, whether it be silly laughter he doesn't understand among friends or a dessert or admiring her own beauty in the mirror. He has something negative to say because of his own inner turmoil, but he takes it out on the woman. He needs to feel like he's smarter and misery loves company.
This could also be true coming from a woman, or parent to child, child to parent, friend to friend or anyone to anyone. Sadly, I have had a lot of people try to be killjoys in my life, so I never try to be one toward others.
This could also be true coming from a woman, or parent to child, child to parent, friend to friend or anyone to anyone. Sadly, I have had a lot of people try to be killjoys in my life, so I never try to be one toward others.
"Everytime I try to get laid, there is a killjoy."
"Calorie Cops are killjoys."
"Killjoys are sadistic."
"Everybody treats killjoys like crap. That's why they are the way they are."
"Calorie Cops are killjoys."
"Killjoys are sadistic."
"Everybody treats killjoys like crap. That's why they are the way they are."
by MadamexXx February 26, 2009
Get the Killjoy mug.Anyone whose body fat is exceeding healthy limits.
A person whose body is grossly out of proportion due to excess fat.
A very overweight person with the metabolism of a slug.
Being a fat ass can make you miserable because you begin to think you can't lose that weight.
Some people are proud of being a fat ass, but most people aren't.
Some people can't help being a fat ass due to medication or other medical conditions.
A person whose body is grossly out of proportion due to excess fat.
A very overweight person with the metabolism of a slug.
Being a fat ass can make you miserable because you begin to think you can't lose that weight.
Some people are proud of being a fat ass, but most people aren't.
Some people can't help being a fat ass due to medication or other medical conditions.
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
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by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
Get the Rescrewnion mug.A place inconducive to upgrading your life.
A place you grow up, but can't seem to leave, irregardless that your life is going nowhere.
A place you grow up, but can't seem to leave, irregardless that your life is going nowhere.
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
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"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
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"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
by MadamexXx March 14, 2009
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