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A large and extra stinky bowel movement that you break into a sweat taking. It is usually time consuming and you have to bite on a washcloth while taking it. This is fun for guys who have been drinking to joke about using a different sort of accent, usually proper British.
"Ryan was in the bathroom for a half an hour taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer almost had me calling 911."
"Shawn is still talking about a grisly steamer he took last year."
"If you want to repulse a guy and you're a girl, talk about taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer made me want to slap my mom."
"That grisly steamer almost had me calling 911."
"Shawn is still talking about a grisly steamer he took last year."
"If you want to repulse a guy and you're a girl, talk about taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer made me want to slap my mom."
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
Get the Grisly Steamer mug.A way to tell someone to Shut the Fuck Up or Shut Up, Bitch that turns a tense moment into something funny.
It's better to say because it shows creativity and has a richer history, plus that you have more class.
It's better to say because it shows creativity and has a richer history, plus that you have more class.
That kid had diarreah of the mouth so I told him : "Shut Your Pie Hole."
I want to say: "Shut Your Pie Hole" to Eminem. He sucks.
I want to say: "Shut Your Pie Hole" to Eminem. He sucks.
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
Get the Shut Your Pie Hole mug.A strange phenomenon that occurs when a man sees an opportunity to lecture a woman in his life about why it's wrong to enjoy something she enjoys, whether it be silly laughter he doesn't understand among friends or a dessert or admiring her own beauty in the mirror. He has something negative to say because of his own inner turmoil, but he takes it out on the woman. He needs to feel like he's smarter and misery loves company.
This could also be true coming from a woman, or parent to child, child to parent, friend to friend or anyone to anyone. Sadly, I have had a lot of people try to be killjoys in my life, so I never try to be one toward others.
This could also be true coming from a woman, or parent to child, child to parent, friend to friend or anyone to anyone. Sadly, I have had a lot of people try to be killjoys in my life, so I never try to be one toward others.
"Everytime I try to get laid, there is a killjoy."
"Calorie Cops are killjoys."
"Killjoys are sadistic."
"Everybody treats killjoys like crap. That's why they are the way they are."
"Calorie Cops are killjoys."
"Killjoys are sadistic."
"Everybody treats killjoys like crap. That's why they are the way they are."
by MadamexXx February 26, 2009
Get the Killjoy mug.1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.
Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!
by MadamexXx March 2, 2009
Get the Lock, Stock, and Cock Block mug.Low-grade insults meant to undermine the self-confidence of a woman so she might be more vulnerable to your advances. This is something no decent guy would do. They say that the assholes get the girls, but I can spot negging a mile away and I reject these fuckers straight off.
Everywhere there is an insecure pretty girl, there is some guy negging.
Negging can be so subtle, it's pratically undetectable.
I was wondering why that guy was complimenting me while putting me down. He was negging of course.
Negging can be so subtle, it's pratically undetectable.
I was wondering why that guy was complimenting me while putting me down. He was negging of course.
by MadamexXx March 2, 2009
Get the Negging mug.Anyone whose body fat is exceeding healthy limits.
A person whose body is grossly out of proportion due to excess fat.
A very overweight person with the metabolism of a slug.
Being a fat ass can make you miserable because you begin to think you can't lose that weight.
Some people are proud of being a fat ass, but most people aren't.
Some people can't help being a fat ass due to medication or other medical conditions.
A person whose body is grossly out of proportion due to excess fat.
A very overweight person with the metabolism of a slug.
Being a fat ass can make you miserable because you begin to think you can't lose that weight.
Some people are proud of being a fat ass, but most people aren't.
Some people can't help being a fat ass due to medication or other medical conditions.
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
Get the Fat ass mug.1. When you are so addicted, you're jonesing for a sweet, carbonated, caffeinated beverage that bubbles sweetly down your throat and finally getting one is ecstacy.
2. You're in the middle of hot sex and all you can think about is drinking a soda.
2. You're in the middle of hot sex and all you can think about is drinking a soda.
That first diet Pepsi in the morning gives me a sodagasm.
I poured soda on his dick and then sucked it off because I was so thirsty and had a sodagasm.
I poured soda on his dick and then sucked it off because I was so thirsty and had a sodagasm.
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
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