MadamexXx's definitions

Ghetto Plague

Like the plagues from the Bible, you are sure God is trying to tell you something when you can't escape things like roaches, bedbugs, crackheads, and alcoholics. Poor people have shit in their face every day.

Living in that tore back building with all those roaches, I was sure I was a victim of the Ghetto Plague.
There's a crackhead on every corner trying to sell their ass in my neighborhood. We have the Ghetto Plague.
I have a persecution complex. It's the Ghetto Plague.

by MadamexXx February 24, 2009

SlipShout

It's what you have to do when you're trying to pass someone, and they block your way, either out of mental thickness, sense of entitlement, they're preoccupied or out of inconsideration. It's a huge sign of disrespect when you have to yell: "Excuse me," really loud just to get someone to stop staring at you and move out of your way. This is the SlipShout.

"Everytime I see that guy, I have to do a SlipShout."

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Hermaphrodyke

When a woman is so mannish you have to wonder if there is a penis or testicles somewhere.
When you are truly stumped at guessing someone's gender.

I went into the locker room and saw a hermaphrodyke and I was afraid to look.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Vortex of Shit

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Gremlins

Children, who for some reason, have parents that can't give them enough attention. If you are kind to them, they'll come to your home, eat all your food, fuck up your property, test your sanity then go home pouting when you finally insist. Their parents are none the wiser. These kids usually tell really bad lies.

"There are some people I'd like to have over, but their kids are gremlins. It's not worth the headache."

by MadamexXx March 14, 2009

Dildork

A guy who strikes up conversations with you at the XXX store, unabashedly and follows you around. This makes you cling to your gay friend and it grosses him out.

I was looking at a Kama Sutra when a dildork asked me if I was finding everything OK and he didn't even work there.
The downfall of being beautiful? Some dildork is wanking right now because of you.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Bootsy Mother-Fucker

Somebody who has no fashion sense or ability to match in an environment where everyone else does and being this way is social suicide. We used to say it in San Francisco.

That bootsy mother-fucker must be colorblind! Doesn't he own a mirror?

by MadamexXx March 10, 2009