MadamexXx's definitions

Albino

Human or animal lacking in melanin, causing them to have literally white skin (or fur), pink eyes and poor vision. I don't know much about them, but my sister and I are really afraid of them. I had a supervisor who was half-albino and he scared the crap outta me. One time this albino guy stared at me and it freaked me out. It's still scary to think about.

Once I was walking up the street and saw an albino standing outside of a store. I got super scared and crossed the street. As I passed him from across the street, I snuck a look at him. He was really a manniquin who was moving around from the wind outside,a very human-looking manniquin. I feel like a damn fool, but I still won't go into that store. My apology to any albino who's reading this.

by MadamexXx March 18, 2009

Grisly Steamer

A large and extra stinky bowel movement that you break into a sweat taking. It is usually time consuming and you have to bite on a washcloth while taking it. This is fun for guys who have been drinking to joke about using a different sort of accent, usually proper British.

"Ryan was in the bathroom for a half an hour taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer almost had me calling 911."
"Shawn is still talking about a grisly steamer he took last year."
"If you want to repulse a guy and you're a girl, talk about taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer made me want to slap my mom."

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Orientate

The word is supposed to be "orient." I'm not sure why people think orientate is the word, but it sounds like something dumb people make up to sound intelligent. They need to orient themselves with the English language.

I went to orientation to become orientated.
I'm not redneck-orientated. I know how to speak English.
Everytime I hear the word "Orientated" I want to cringe. It's as bad as hearing the word "ain't" or "warsh."

by MadamexXx February 24, 2009

SlipShout

It's what you have to do when you're trying to pass someone, and they block your way, either out of mental thickness, sense of entitlement, they're preoccupied or out of inconsideration. It's a huge sign of disrespect when you have to yell: "Excuse me," really loud just to get someone to stop staring at you and move out of your way. This is the SlipShout.

"Everytime I see that guy, I have to do a SlipShout."

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Wildebeast

A spiteful unattractive woman who favors a man in appearance. They say beauty is only skin deep, but it's her personality that makes her ugly. If she were nice, then she wouldn't catch so many insults from people. She is usually an alcoholic with unresolved issues.

Wildebeasts are mean to pretty girls, but you have to consider their resentment and bitterness.
I was taken aback by the appearance of Felicia as she looked like a wildebeast while insulting me saying my clothes didn't match.

by MadamexXx March 13, 2009

Procrastination

Procrastination is just like masturbation because you only fuck yourself.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.

Procrastination has made me lazy. Now I'm fat.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day.
If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now.
Procrastinating makes you look really lame.
I always get mad at myself for procrastinating.
Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.

by MadamexXx February 19, 2009

DarkMaskDiva

An underground writer who associates with liberals, revolutionaries and militants.

DarkMaskDiva is obsessed with irony.

by MadamexXx February 5, 2009