217 definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook
There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022
The Icelandic Phallological Museum, located in Reykjavík, Iceland, that houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. Also the museum holds 22 penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore. The museum's acquisitions range from the 170 cm (67 in) front tip of a blue whale penis to the 2 mm (0.08 in) baculum of a hamster, which can only be seen with a magnifying glass
I booked a flight on Icelandair not just because the prices are low, but also because I can make a trip to the Stiffsonian during the transit.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
A country of Napaak people, who lie through their teeth & deception is their second name. Many civilians of Napakistan are innocent, but many are not.
Taliban Khan & his cronies over at ISI have sent terrorists of Laskhkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed over to Afghanistan for terrorism training purposes (contrary to Taliban's recent promises) & terrorist attacks in Afghanistan & India may soon ensue. Lashkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed's terrorists have played an important role in Taliban's recent victory aided by ISI & Taliban Khan. No wonder Napakistan is considered an epicentre of state sponsored terrorism.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021
A McDonalds gone bad, smells worse than your ass. It may contain some pink gooey turd extruded by Jack, a giant industrial meat & slime extruder.
Sasha: Do you have any food?
Martha: Check my fridge.
Sasha: Eww... you only have some AssDonalds lying around
Martha: Yeah they are like 16 months old, eat em if you want
Martha: Check my fridge.
Sasha: Eww... you only have some AssDonalds lying around
Martha: Yeah they are like 16 months old, eat em if you want
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 20, 2021
A gay friendly restaurant chain where gays can satisfy their appetites. They serve both chicken & dicken. They are headquartered in San Fagcisco.
Rump Ranger: A dick-fil-A opened in my neighborhood.
Butt Burglar: Yeah they are opening one in my neighborhood too.
Butt Burglar: Yeah they are opening one in my neighborhood too.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
A cuntry club is a privately owned club, often with a membership quota and admittance by invitation or sponsorship, that generally offers both a variety of recreational sports and facilities for dining and entertaining only to certified cunts.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
Turdologists have turdmometers in their kits.
Jimmy was poking his pile of humanure compost with a turdmometer
Jimmy was poking his pile of humanure compost with a turdmometer
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 24, 2021