deception

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.
"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"
by Jeff May 26, 2004
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deception

When you get your ass kicked when you are expecting something and it turns out to be the shittiest thing ever.
John: Yeah! Let's watch PORN!!! No deceptions like when I got dumped!
Michael: Yeah, but dude, isn't that your mom going down on that guy?
John: ..... WTF MOM!
by Unknownsssssss March 24, 2009
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deception

what you get by watching Christopher Nolan’s Inception.
it bores you to death and at some point you start dreaming of watching a better movie...
INception!? srsly... i got bored to death! what a DEception...
by tonysilva August 12, 2010
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Decepted

Bay area slang:

To be deceived. Often used when naive people drink/smoke for the first time.

To Decept: To deceive in a punishing manner.
Damn, that fool got decepted off of one drink!

You talk a lot of shit... I will decept you in Smash Bros.

I am about to decept my girl. (To have sex)

I got decepted for not knowing how boring this job is.
by AheAheAhe October 08, 2009
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decepticate

1) a synonym for deceive, created to better resemble/reference the noun form, "deception."

2) to perform a negative action in the style of the insidious deceptacons. also, negative actions undertaken by the deceptacons themselves. antonym: to autobate
Stylin’ is creative black sheep of the native/ Can’t be violated or even decepticated”

Black Sheep, “the choice is yours.”
by Dash Hammerskjold December 01, 2007
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decepts

New York City Street Gang,Decepticons,created 1985 mainly from a group of students at prestigeous Brooklyn Technical High School.
As seen in Essence magazine ,august 1998,Decepts :Gang girl: the transformation of Isis Sapp-Grant - narrative of former gang member
by DarknessDestuuct June 20, 2006
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Deception

The act of deceiving another. An action used for personal gain by lying to someone. If you tell are lie, and they believe you, you are deceiving them; deception.
The art of successfully using deception is a skill worth mastering if you know how to use it.
by kyle.biddle January 23, 2011
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