217 definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook
Trumpy Christmas / Christmas during Trump's presidency
Also the day when you sing, the Trumpy gave to me on '12 days of Trumpmas' song
Also the day when you sing, the Trumpy gave to me on '12 days of Trumpmas' song
On the 8th day of Trumpmas my Trumpy gave to me, small hands grabbing pussy, incoherent tweeting, covfefe, no net neutrality, that great smell of incest, Russian hookers peeing and a wall that the mexicans pay forrrrrrr.......
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
the rectum
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 8, 2021
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020
Jinping + asura (जिनपिंगासुर / જિનપિંગાસુર / জিনপিংআশুর) from Asian mythology, was a monster from a far off land in the east that was known to people of that time as China. He terrorized his people & people beyond his borders. He would steal Filipino fish, Tibetan copper, East Turkestani oil & gas, American technology, Hongkongese freedom etc etc. Once he is said to have unleashed 'bad air' that killed millions of people around the world. People at that time believed that it was a result of him farting after eating bat soup. People at that time called it Wuhan virus / China plague /Jinping Pox. He would threaten the country of Taiwan the most & torture the citizens of East Turkestan & Tibet the most. The vicious demon had huge fangs that the people of that time referred to as dictatorship, large saucer sized eyes that the people of that time referred to as electronic surveillance. He could peep into living rooms of millions all at once. He had long hands & vicious claws that he used, to rip out organs of hundreds of thousands of political prisoners across the country. The hideous monster Jinpingasura's reign of terror would last many many years.
Kids, gather around, it's story time, let me tell you the tale of the hideous monster Jinpingasura. Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a hideous monster Jinpingasura..... (kids are engrossed in the story...)
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 20, 2021
A dumbass stupidcunt definition that gets not just accepted in UD, but becomes the word of the day while some great ass words never get accepted in UD & most certainly don't get selected as the word of the day & trending words list, thanks to editors!
Pharbheaded editors were smoking some pharb & drinking pharb-infused drinks & eating some pharb-salad today when they decided to start editing the UD!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 13, 2021
The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021