Joel's definitions

h'runk

When u drunk n high at the same time niga.

"Say niga you straight up h'runk dawg and thats fooosheezy!"

by Joel September 5, 2004

shriv

usually followed by a hand motion consisting of a closed fist above the waist pivoted forward and backward from the wrist

Dude, the singer for My Chemical Romance... what a shriv. hand motion follows

by joel January 4, 2005

crack shacker

One who enjoys to hang out within the ass crack

Hey Marc, I heard you were crack shacking last night with Mitch. Is that true?

by Joel September 24, 2003

homorevolted

What people actually mean when they say "homophobic". A person who, when confronted with homosexuality, experiences disgust or shock or turns away with disgust
transitive senses : to cause to turn away or shrink with disgust or abhorrence when seeing or thinking of homosexuality.

Homosexual: "What?! Are you a homophobe or something?!!!" Heterosexual:"HomoPHOBE? As in scared? Of course not. What could a homosexual possibly do to me? Give me fashion advice? I'm homorevolted.

by Joel November 16, 2004

Diephobe

One who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Marilyn Manson is a total Diephobe!

by Joel November 10, 2004

miam

The French equivalent to "yum," or "yummy."

Used to designate satisfaction, liking, or pleasure.

Boy: Look at that girl. Her skirt is extremely short. Miam.

Garçon: Regardez cette fille. Son jupe est très courte. Miam.

by Joel April 15, 2005

Thump Day

Mondays as opposed to hump day Wednesdays.

It's fricken thump day; can't wait till hump day!

by Joel March 9, 2005