Joel's definitions

jerkweed

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

by Joel October 2, 2003

snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004

knark

failure in life

ahh the poor knark

by joel October 2, 2003

stankafuss

a terribly smelly vagina

chelsea has one nasty stankafuss

by Joel December 7, 2002

ya heard

1. Did you hear what I just said? Usually follows a sentence that is not true.

I be straight pimpin, ya heard!

by Joel February 24, 2004

Depends

A specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.

An example of one of the commercials :

Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!

Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!

Dolores: Fo real!

by Joel April 13, 2005

Diephobic

The condition or state of having an irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against the one true God and more specifically the Judeo-Christian FAITH (NOT just "religion").

It's time to redefine your Diephobic mind. Don't hesitate, there's no escape
the secrets on the inside.- Skillet - Savior Lyrics

by Joel November 16, 2004