Joel's definitions

all about

an indication that one is enthusiastically for a certain thing

"You want to go to the beach?"
"Hell yeah! I am ALL ABOUT htting the surf!"

by Joel July 24, 2003

tinky winky

Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.

He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.

Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?

Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!

Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?

Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?

Dipsy: (cries)

by Joel April 13, 2005

jerkweed

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

by Joel October 2, 2003

knark

failure in life

ahh the poor knark

by joel October 2, 2003

snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004

powder

imaginary substance asked for when someone is acting up, usually followed by another person putting this imaginary substance into his hand

Substance used to keep one's pimp hand strong

"You talkin' shit?? Hey John, gimme my powder"

by Joel April 14, 2005

texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.

As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.

by joel March 9, 2005