Joel's definitions

F.I.A.

Fellatio Induced Apology

"Bitch dropped the ball on that one"
"FIA, man, FIA"

by Joel September 7, 2003

Blimpie

To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.

You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.

by Joel September 7, 2003

Poontang

referring to the female genitalia

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang

by Joel September 23, 2003

crack shacker

One who enjoys to hang out within the ass crack

Hey Marc, I heard you were crack shacking last night with Mitch. Is that true?

by Joel September 24, 2003

sklabloogen

Another name for a getting slushed by a speeding truck inthe winter

I had to use my wipers for 10 minutes after getting sklabloogened by that fucking truck.

by Joel September 24, 2003

heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

by Joel September 29, 2003

fanyard

female sex organ (see also lanyard)

Manuel de Jesus Alvarez Fanyardo (the Spaniard who discovered the fanyard)

by Joel October 1, 2003