78 definitions by Joel

Telly

A schizophrenic muppet who worries about everything.

Featured on the popular American television series for children, "Sesame Street."

Zoe: Let's play with umbrellas today, yayyy!

Telly: NO ZOE, IT'LL POKE YOU IN THE EYE!

Zoe: Fuck off, Telly. I'm more popular than you anyway.

by Joel April 14, 2005

When u drunk n high at the same time niga.

"Say niga you straight up h'runk dawg and thats fooosheezy!"

by Joel September 5, 2004

adj. The quality of constant sexual activity. Fucking like rabbits.

That girl is leporous, doin' it twenty five times a week.

by Joel February 26, 2004

-totally sucking ass at foosball.
-almost never (rarely) being able to beat anyone at foosball.
-never being able to beat joel.

"your as bad as westendorf eh?"

"so westendorf... that makes it 121-0-0 for me?"

by Joel April 3, 2004

Meah is something you would say when there is complete silence after you make a retarded comment.

Person- Then I raped a deaf girl.
Everyone else- ...
Person- Meah...

by Joel March 31, 2005

slang for 'everyone'

by Joel February 16, 2005

<15 Year Old Guy>: What are you doing now?
<40 Year Old Guy>: TOMTB
<15 Year Old Guy>: I'm so hot, I want you now.

by Joel March 29, 2004