Joel's definitions

Blatitude

1. Flaunting your boring personality.

2. Bored with ones self.

1. "She's got a real blatitude."

2. "There's nothing to do man, I have such a lousy blatitude".

by Joel January 23, 2005

Telly

A schizophrenic muppet who worries about everything.

Featured on the popular American television series for children, "Sesame Street."

Zoe: Let's play with umbrellas today, yayyy!

Telly: NO ZOE, IT'LL POKE YOU IN THE EYE!

Zoe: Fuck off, Telly. I'm more popular than you anyway.

by Joel April 14, 2005

drop trow

pull down your pants and / or show off your butt

the nurse told me that that my arm wouldnt work, so I had to drop trow and take the shot in my rear end

by Joel October 2, 2003

tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

by joel April 10, 2006

o'dark hundred

they use it in the military

o'dark hundred are the hours before the sun comes up

oh shit, I gotta wake up at o'dark hundred tomorrow morning

by joel April 11, 2000

Diephobe

Any person who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Atheists and agnostics are Diephobes.

by Joel November 16, 2004

ya heard

1. Did you hear what I just said? Usually follows a sentence that is not true.

I be straight pimpin, ya heard!

by Joel February 24, 2004