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Blatitude

1. Flaunting your boring personality.

2. Bored with ones self.
1. "She's got a real blatitude."

2. "There's nothing to do man, I have such a lousy blatitude".
by Joel January 23, 2005
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Telly

A schizophrenic muppet who worries about everything.

Featured on the popular American television series for children, "Sesame Street."
Zoe: Let's play with umbrellas today, yayyy!

Telly: NO ZOE, IT'LL POKE YOU IN THE EYE!

Zoe: Fuck off, Telly. I'm more popular than you anyway.
by Joel April 14, 2005
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drop trow

pull down your pants and / or show off your butt
the nurse told me that that my arm wouldnt work, so I had to drop trow and take the shot in my rear end
by Joel October 2, 2003
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tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.
by joel April 10, 2006
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o'dark hundred

they use it in the military

o'dark hundred are the hours before the sun comes up
oh shit, I gotta wake up at o'dark hundred tomorrow morning
by joel April 11, 2000
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Diephobe

Any person who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.
Atheists and agnostics are Diephobes.
by Joel November 16, 2004
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ya heard

1. Did you hear what I just said? Usually follows a sentence that is not true.
by Joel February 24, 2004
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