Joel's definitions

noosh

A big pile of work dropped on you or your desk all at once.

When I got back from lunch I saw that I had been nooshed while I was out. No chance of leaving the office early today.

by joel March 17, 2005

Miotch

Instead of using the curse word "bitch," I used to call my mom "miotch" to get around cursing. Plus, it sounds cooler.

You are one stupid miotch!

by Joel July 9, 2004

Thump Day

Mondays as opposed to hump day Wednesdays.

It's fricken thump day; can't wait till hump day!

by Joel March 9, 2005

Depends

A specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.

An example of one of the commercials :

Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!

Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!

Dolores: Fo real!

by Joel April 13, 2005

Dollas!

This should be said whenever something good happens, such as making a three-pointer in basketball, or talking about money.

Billy hit's a three and shouts out: "Dollas!"

by Joel July 9, 2004

westendorf

-totally sucking ass at foosball.
-almost never (rarely) being able to beat anyone at foosball.
-never being able to beat joel.

"your as bad as westendorf eh?"

"so westendorf... that makes it 121-0-0 for me?"

by joel April 2, 2004

fanyard

female sex organ (see also lanyard)

Manuel de Jesus Alvarez Fanyardo (the Spaniard who discovered the fanyard)

by Joel October 1, 2003