Joel's definitions

Dollas!

This should be said whenever something good happens, such as making a three-pointer in basketball, or talking about money.

Billy hit's a three and shouts out: "Dollas!"

by Joel July 9, 2004

errwun

slang for 'everyone'

sup errwun! whats crackin today?

by joel June 18, 2005

sklabloogen

Another name for a getting slushed by a speeding truck inthe winter

I had to use my wipers for 10 minutes after getting sklabloogened by that fucking truck.

by Joel September 24, 2003

fanyard

female sex organ (see also lanyard)

Manuel de Jesus Alvarez Fanyardo (the Spaniard who discovered the fanyard)

by Joel October 1, 2003

Diephobic

The condition or state of having an irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against the one true God and more specifically the Judeo-Christian FAITH (NOT just "religion").

It's time to redefine your Diephobic mind. Don't hesitate, there's no escape
the secrets on the inside.- Skillet - Savior Lyrics

by Joel November 16, 2004

westendorf

-totally sucking ass at foosball.
-almost never (rarely) being able to beat anyone at foosball.
-never being able to beat joel.

"your as bad as westendorf eh?"

"so westendorf... that makes it 121-0-0 for me?"

by joel April 2, 2004

Insecure Bear

The least-known and least popular Care Bears of them all.

Never featured on the show.

Cheer bear: Oh Jesus, Lotsa Heart! Let's go get some ice cream, it's Insecure Bear!

Lotsa Heart: What a mofo!

Insecure Bear: I'm going to bomb Care-A-Lot. I hate you all.

by Joel April 13, 2005