Joel's definitions

errwun

slang for 'everyone'

sup errwun! whats crackin today?

by joel June 18, 2005

uber

word used in front of nub when playing counterstrike online if someone sucks really bad

Newbie: Hey how do you zoom with a sniper rifle
1337 h4><0r: Wh4t 4 uber nub

by joel February 20, 2005

mizzouse

N; a mouse, computer pointing device. Heard in the Weird Al song "It's all about the Pentiums".

I was just clicking the mizzouse, and BAM! windoze locked up again.

by joel April 22, 2004

Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

by Joel June 1, 2004

masshole

1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.

WHAT THE HELL that fucking masshole just cut me off!

by Joel June 10, 2004

sucks to be you

Definition:
generally directed at someone who is broke all the time, worried all the time, not able to have fun, or elsewise and the speaker has a sorta empathy

Background:
prevalence showed up in the mid-eighties during the cocaine and heroin crazy.

Man, you lookin like crap. You doin too much blow. Sucks to be you.

by Joel June 17, 2004

mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

by joel June 22, 2004