Joel's definitions

o'dark hundred

they use it in the military

o'dark hundred are the hours before the sun comes up

oh shit, I gotta wake up at o'dark hundred tomorrow morning

by joel April 11, 2000

heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

by Joel September 29, 2003

tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

by joel April 10, 2006

Lean back

The only dance move obese people can achieve on the dancefloor.

At Fat Joe's party, they have to play "Lean Back" over and over, so that everyone can dance.

They do this because Fat Joe's brother, Hefty Henry, broke his spine after attempting to dance to "Cha Cha Slide." Poor Henry.

by Joel April 13, 2005

say what

A term habitually used by African-American women after learning surprising news.

Mashantelle: I heard dat Latifette gots her hair all done in braids!

Latoyifa: Say whaaat?

Mashantelle: Mm-hm, girlfriend!

by Joel April 12, 2005

Fa-der-o-lo-gist

A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming

Shape Ups, Tapers

by Joel December 14, 2003

Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

by Joel June 1, 2004