Diephobic

The condition or state of having an irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against the one true God and more specifically the Judeo-Christian FAITH (NOT just "religion").
It's time to redefine your Diephobic mind. Don't hesitate, there's no escape
the secrets on the inside.- Skillet - Savior Lyrics
by Joel November 16, 2004
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fanyard

Manuel de Jesus Alvarez Fanyardo (the Spaniard who discovered the fanyard)
by Joel October 01, 2003
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westendorf

-totally sucking ass at foosball.
-almost never (rarely) being able to beat anyone at foosball.
-never being able to beat joel.
"your as bad as westendorf eh?"

"so westendorf... that makes it 121-0-0 for me?"
by joel April 02, 2004
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tahd

A much cooler way to say "retard," or better yet, "tard."
Since I'm too sophisticated to say "tard," I much prefer "tahd."
by Joel April 11, 2005
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chinese lady

the act of tucking one's cock & balls back between the legs, thereby yeilding the illusion of a woman's vagina.
a more advanced execution of the chinese lady will produce a well-defined cameltoe (see 'cameltoe').
his exquisite chinese lady made him the most sought-after bitch on cellblock D.
by joel July 22, 2003
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masshole

1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.
WHAT THE HELL that fucking masshole just cut me off!
by Joel June 10, 2004
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uber

word used in front of nub when playing counterstrike online if someone sucks really bad
Newbie: Hey how do you zoom with a sniper rifle
1337 h4><0r: Wh4t 4 uber nub
by joel February 20, 2005
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