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tinky winky

Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.

He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?

Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!

Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?

Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?

Dipsy: (cries)
by Joel April 13, 2005
mugGet the tinky winkymug.

homorevolted

What people actually mean when they say "homophobic". A person who, when confronted with homosexuality, experiences disgust or shock or turns away with disgust
transitive senses : to cause to turn away or shrink with disgust or abhorrence when seeing or thinking of homosexuality.
Homosexual: "What?! Are you a homophobe or something?!!!" Heterosexual:"HomoPHOBE? As in scared? Of course not. What could a homosexual possibly do to me? Give me fashion advice? I'm homorevolted.
by Joel November 16, 2004
mugGet the homorevoltedmug.

crack shacker

One who enjoys to hang out within the ass crack
Hey Marc, I heard you were crack shacking last night with Mitch. Is that true?
by Joel September 24, 2003
mugGet the crack shackermug.

mizzouse

N; a mouse, computer pointing device. Heard in the Weird Al song "It's all about the Pentiums".
I was just clicking the mizzouse, and BAM! windoze locked up again.
by joel April 22, 2004
mugGet the mizzousemug.

all about

an indication that one is enthusiastically for a certain thing
"You want to go to the beach?"
"Hell yeah! I am ALL ABOUT htting the surf!"
by Joel July 24, 2003
mugGet the all aboutmug.

doodles

v. i was doodleing your mom
n. lets go smoke some doodles
by joel November 19, 2002
mugGet the doodlesmug.

linolium

Leet floor that will own you all
linolium just owned you all
by Joel November 27, 2004
mugGet the linoliummug.

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