texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.

As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.

by joel March 10, 2005

westendorf

-totally sucking ass at foosball.
-almost never (rarely) being able to beat anyone at foosball.
-never being able to beat joel.

"your as bad as westendorf eh?"

"so westendorf... that makes it 121-0-0 for me?"

by joel April 03, 2004

odb

abr."ova da bridge" A trip made over a bridge, usually to commit crime.

I gotta re-up lets go odb and score an elbow.

by joel March 10, 2004

switch teams

to change ones sexual orientation, from homosexual to heterosexual, or vise-versa.

dude 1: dude, mallory switched teams *imitates eating pussy with tongue and fingers*
dude 2: dude, that is soo fuckin' hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by joel February 27, 2003

tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

by joel April 17, 2003

heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

by Joel September 30, 2003

best friend

At gun point, my best friend is whomever they tell me it is.

Frank is currently my best friend.

by Joel February 03, 2004